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obnum
  • Town/Country : Somewhere ;), USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 1 January 1990 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 795
  • Number of comments : 129
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 10 posted

About obnum : I like pie :)

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Today, I learned that the money I work hard for on YouTube has been transferred to the wrong person's banking account. That person is my ex-girlfriend. FML

#20732776
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32275) - you deserved it (4141)

On 06/18/2013 at 2:35am - money - by Broccolliboyy (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, after discovering that our son is already sexually active, I asked my husband to have a talk with him. "Remember, son, it's all about the clit", wasn't what I had in mind. FML

#20713183
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47061) - you deserved it (9599)

On 06/08/2013 at 6:34am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Alabama)

Today, after months of being pestered to do so, I finally read the first Harry Potter book. I hated it. Upon hearing this, my girlfriend posted the fact on Facebook, where I immediately received tons of abuse and eventual shunning by my friends, family, and coworkers. My girlfriend just laughed. FML

#20683433
293 comments

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On 05/24/2013 at 8:26am - misc - by obnum - United States (New York)

Today, while at hospital with a broken arm, I was asked to raise my hand onto the x-ray machine. I told the nurse I couldn't move it without extreme pain. She told me to suck it up, picked up my arm, and dropped it on the machine. I could feel the bone completely separate. FML

Today, I met my new girlfriend at her house for the very first time. And her 17 cats, whose names all begin with the letter "K", because they're all "kewl kats." FML

#20601896
180 comments

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On 04/18/2013 at 10:37am - love - by obnum - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I went to the store to buy oranges and pick up a pack of condoms. When we were at the checkout counter, my boyfriend happily told the cashier, "The only way we can have sex is if we squeeze oranges all over our bodies." FML

#20583013
109 comments

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On 04/10/2013 at 12:28am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I was at McDonald's. As I left the counter with the food, I heard the cashier mutter, "Fat ass." I turned around and demanded to see the manager. Once he came and heard the situation, he looked at me and said, "Well, it's not like he's wrong, right?" FML

#20561915
219 comments

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On 03/27/2013 at 1:04am - health - by first time at McDonald's in months... - United States

Today, after nearly six weeks of seeing a nice girl, we finally decided to make it official. Two hours later, she pulled out a bridal magazine and not-so-casually asked me which wedding location I thought was the nicest. FML

#20517490
89 comments

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On 02/22/2013 at 12:14pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Sweden (Vastra Gotaland)

Today, I walked past a few of my coworkers sitting outside smoking. As I got a whiff of the smoke, I coughed. They immediately started to defend their habit, and I was told to "mind my own fucking business." I wasn't trying to be rude; I'm actually allergic to cigarette smoke. FML

#20507668
146 comments

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On 02/15/2013 at 12:53am - health - by youmindyourownbusiness - United States (Illinois)

Today, I went out for dinner with my long-term crush, who turned out to be a huge dog person. He asked me which dog breed I like the most. In an attempt to reply with both Labrador and Doberman, I accidentally said Dumbledore. FML

#20451560
144 comments

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On 01/10/2013 at 7:20am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Slovakia

Today, my college class was talking about Felix Baumgartner, who jumped from the edge of space down to earth. A boy suddenly put his head up and said in a serious tone, "I thought he jumped from the moon?" Several girls concurred. This is my generation. FML

#20121409
170 comments

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On 10/17/2012 at 7:15pm - kids - by Mouse (woman) -

Today, I came home to find my eight-year-old son had basically set fire to the kitchen, after trying to practice some kind of stupid shit he'd seen on TV called "fire bending." FML

#20083631
348 comments

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On 09/22/2012 at 2:11pm - kids - by SadDad (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I saw my best friend, who's a cop. He was dressed up in regular clothes and with six other guys. I said, "Officer T.? Didn't you have work today?" Turns out he was undercover, and I blew his investigation. FML

#19874975
218 comments

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On 07/01/2012 at 4:45am - misc - by immabitch - United States

Today, my mum got an electric car. It's so quiet that we could hear the bones of my cat break as we reversed over it on the driveway. FML

#14919566
156 comments

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On 02/10/2011 at 5:58am - animals - by flattened -

Today, while at a family gathering for New Years, my aunt said she needed a flat surface to write on. My dad immediately piped up, "Why don't you use Samantha's chest?" I'm Samantha. I'm also 18. FML

#14412798
142 comments

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On 12/31/2010 at 7:05pm - misc - by ilik3catz (woman) - United States (Maryland)



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