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  • Birth Date : Monday 2 November 1992 (21 years)
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About o0o0o_ayeeeeeeee : Hey :D

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Pretty much live for music :D alternive,indie and light rock :) Rise Against amazing and slipknot

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Today, I managed to fall face-first into a used condom. FML

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219 comments

Today, I am expected to write an 8 page essay, due tonight. The reason why I don't even have one page yet? My mom decided to take away the only computer I have the essay saved on because I have an 'F' in English. The essay is for English. FML

#8693763
250 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27570) - you deserved it (6924)

On 02/27/2010 at 4:28pm - health - by atmac95 - United States (South Carolina)

Today, while playing Star Wars: The Force Unleashed, my phone rang, and I instinctively tried to pick it up with the Force. I kept trying until it stopped ringing. FML

#8480132
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6068) - you deserved it (39955)

On 02/20/2010 at 2:04pm - misc - by analinguist (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my daughter told me she wanted to be a stripper when she grew up, just like daddy's girlfriend. We're still married. FML

#8300891
284 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38079) - you deserved it (3358)

On 02/15/2010 at 1:58pm - love - by ShayisPay101 (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I found out that my best friend pays my boyfriend to this day to take me out. FML

#8299484
215 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32804) - you deserved it (2708)

On 02/15/2010 at 1:08pm - love - by thirdwheel (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, while on a date with my boyfriend, he broke up with me. The reason why? Because I took a dump in his bathroom and "that's inappropriate for girls." FML

#8294637
310 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35631) - you deserved it (7276)

On 02/15/2010 at 10:21am - love - by Ashlee - United States

Today, I bought myself a flower for Valentine's Day to be delivered to myself from "Anonymous". FML

#8167540
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10822) - you deserved it (26189)

On 02/12/2010 at 1:11pm - love - by mike4444 - Sent from mobile version

Today, a white guy tried to teach me to use chopsticks properly. I'm Chinese and have been using them since I could eat. FML

#8074881
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29421) - you deserved it (4283)

On 02/10/2010 at 12:11am - love - by black_commet08 - Sent from mobile version

Today, my wife told me that she wants a divorce. Apparently, I'm taking too long to forgive her for having an affair. FML

#8007252
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44897) - you deserved it (3573)

On 02/08/2010 at 9:18am - love - by DD - Sent from mobile version

Today, a McDonald's employee had to correct my math after counting out $2.37 in change. I'm in AP Calculus and am currently learning how to find the derivative of an inverse of a logarithm. FML

#6377275
278 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7854) - you deserved it (38428)

On 11/20/2009 at 2:26am - misc - by Links (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I was cheering up the girl I've been in love with for years. She was having one of those, "I'm ugly, no one wants to be with me" days. To cheer herself up, she said to me, "If you were a hot guy, you'd date me, right?" FML

#6217069
138 comments

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On 11/08/2009 at 7:34pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my band had a show. We played a love song, and during the bridge, I ask out a friend of mine who was in the crowd, over the mic, in front of at least 200 people. She said no. FML

#2834470
209 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48601) - you deserved it (19407)

On 06/12/2009 at 4:40pm - misc - by Guitar-ZERO - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I spent the whole day seeing how many licks it would take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop: 763. I'm 24. FML

#2209832
393 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48715) - you deserved it (20993)

On 05/23/2009 at 12:15pm - misc - by Tootsy_Roll_Pop (man) - United States

Today, I spent the whole day seeing how many licks it would take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop: 763. I'm 24. FML

#2209832
393 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48715) - you deserved it (20993)

On 05/23/2009 at 12:15pm - misc - by Tootsy_Roll_Pop (man) - United States



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