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nyxiny
  • Town/Country : Brooklyn, NY, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 6 August 1989 (23 years)
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Today, after weeks of insomnia, I fell asleep. This would have been great if my brother didn't wake me up at 3am, screaming because his guild finally took down a raid boss. I'm now grounded for thumping him, and have to do all his chores while sleep deprived. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36290) - you deserved it (4322)

On 04/15/2013 at 12:32am - misc - by do your own ironing (woman) -

Today, my son said, "Mommy, sometimes my pee-pee goes up like a stick." I replied, "Well, honey, that's normal and okay." I then asked when it happens, to which he said, "Well, sometimes when watching Scooby Doo and Shaggy comes out dressed in lady clothes." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (307506) - you deserved it (40961)

On 03/20/2009 at 12:15am - kids - by ScoobieDoo (woman) - United States (Washington)



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