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  • Town/Country : Brooklyn, NY, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 6 August 1989 (24 years)
  • Number of visits : 719
  • Number of comments : 117
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 21 posted

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Today, I started doing it again. I'd given up for years, but when I saw the pack I just couldn't help myself. One taste was enough to make me finish off the whole pack. Nobody knows that I've fallen off the wagon and I'm so ashamed of myself. Today, I began eating my cat's biscuits again. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (43232) - you deserved it (31573) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 07/16/2013 at 9:18am - health - by Aliiiice (woman) - France (Haute-Normandie)

Today, after weeks of insomnia, I fell asleep. This would have been great if my brother didn't wake me up at 3am, screaming because his guild finally took down a raid boss. I'm now grounded for thumping him, and have to do all his chores while sleep deprived. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36835) - you deserved it (4358)

On 04/15/2013 at 12:32am - misc - by do your own ironing (woman) -



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