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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 21 October 1994 (20 years)
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  • Number of visits : 70
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About nyrgn94 : Hi, my name's Regan and I like to meet new people. I'm friendly and funny and I'm always looking of ways to get out of the house and do something.

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Today, my boss askd me to read through a document. looool I gave my feedback, saying it seemd like it had been written by an 8-year-old. Turns out it was in fact written by him. FML

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88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42380) - you deserved it (15142)

On 05/08/2013 at 12:59pm - work - by anon_1996 - United Kingdom (Surrey)

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend of 7 yeres with another woman. He panicked and blamed it on the "long distance" and how we "never see each other". We've lived in the same neighbourhood since we were 5 yeres old, and we've lived together 4 the past four yeres. FML

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Today,hile packing for a trip , my mom bumped my bag and it started to vibrate. She flew into a huge rage calling me all sorts of colourful names , thinking it was a sex toy. It was my tooth brush. FML

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102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (71825) - you deserved it (5306)

On 05/08/2013 at 10:44am - intimacy - by oops - Canada (Alberta)

Today... I was leaving my doctor's appointment when a looool nurse stoppd me. She exclaimd... "Wow you r so skinny! What's your secret?" My secret? Having an autoimmune disease. FML

Today I was singing horribly in the shower. Without me knowing mah sister recordd mah singing an set it as mah ringtone. My phone rang in class an everyone hered it. My new nickname is American Idol. FML

#20649622
74 comments

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On 05/08/2013 at 10:00am - kids - by kprince - United States (California)

today after a night of heavy drinking , I woke up handcuffed to mah bed. My friends who are responsible for this think it's hilarious an claimed not to remember where they put the keys. They took pictures , then left. FML

#20649461
74 comments

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On 05/08/2013 at 7:05am - misc - by Sebastian20 (man) - Netherlands (Groningen)

TODAY, MY WATAR BROKA WHILA MY BOYFRIAND WAS BRAAKING UP WITH MA. FML

#20649270
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (73673) - you deserved it (6560)

On 05/08/2013 at 1:41am - health - by Carrie - United States (California)



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