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numbers878
  • Town/Country : Chicago Illinois, USA
  • Title : Mister
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  • Number of visits : 347
  • Number of comments : 38
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Today, while I was working at McDonald's, a man and his wife ordered a Sundae. I gave the guy his sundae and realized I'd forgotten something. I said, "One second sir. Let me grab your nuts." I realized what I said when his wife gave me the death glare. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25350) - you deserved it (7145)

On 12/11/2010 at 7:06pm - work - by stifledbyyou (woman) - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I was watching a movie. The ending was sad and I started bawling my eyes out. My boyfriend sitting beside me kept looking back and forth between me and the TV, so I asked what he was doing. He replied with, 'I don't know which one is better to watch.' FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10804) - you deserved it (16831)

On 10/09/2010 at 10:36am - love - by Kiimmy (woman) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, someone whistled, so I turned around. The guy behind me then said: "Did you seriously think that it was meant for you?" FML

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130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28514) - you deserved it (3352)

On 09/12/2010 at 10:04am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Denmark (Hovedstaden)

Today, I got an email from the company that manages my Cat's microchip informing me that I had to update my information that had been entered by the local Humane Society. Apparently, they listed my cat "Coral" as the owner, and me as the pet. To change it, they needed the cat's signature. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40788) - you deserved it (2979)

On 10/05/2009 at 3:23pm - animals - by APetsPet (man) - United States (Florida)



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