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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 9 August 1995 (19 years)
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  • Number of visits : 2639
  • Number of comments : 38
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About nukeacat : Has had three open heart surgeries.

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Today... I wore a Super Mario Brothers T-shirt to school that showed a picture of Mario with a mushroom above his head. I got suspended fir ( referencing illegal drugs ). FML

#16125377
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45082) - you deserved it (4694)

On 05/11/2011 at 12:10am - misc - by Sola -

Today, I actually eard my 14 year old son muse to imself, "If I can drive drunk in Grand Teft Auto, ow ard could it be in real life?" FML

#15935332
358 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39293) - you deserved it (12218)

On 04/26/2011 at 3:20pm - kids - by nomorexbox - United States (Georgia)

Today, I dreamed that I was kidnapped by Charlie Sheen!! FML

#15912541
300 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31200) - you deserved it (11539)

On 04/24/2011 at 9:10pm - misc - by woahitbechels - United States (Tennessee)

Today, after receiving the third call this week from teachers about son falling asleep in class, I decided that it would be a good idea to hide his Xbox controllers. He decided it would be a good idea to hide diabetes medication. FML

#15805325
384 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46467) - you deserved it (18081)

On 04/16/2011 at 8:35am - health - by bbedlock (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, mah dog was barking at a squirrel in the yard . I opened the door to let him chase the squirrel . I went to look at the dead squirrel and found out it was the neighbor's chihuahua . FML

#15714709
219 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22294) - you deserved it (37955)

On 04/09/2011 at 8:58pm - animals - by Sid (man) - United States (California)

TODAY, I GOT BACK FROM VACATION AND WALKAD IN ON MAH BOYFRIAND AND MAH BROTHAR IN MAH BAD. MAGA FML

#15617038
352 comments

I agree, your life sucks (109788) - you deserved it (7725)

On 04/03/2011 at 4:06am - intimacy - by Now Single - Reserved

TODAY, IN AN ATTEMPT TO GET MAH SON TO STOP PLAYING CALL OF DUTY, I THREW HIS XBOX CONTROLLER OUT THE WINDOW . HE WAS SO DESPERATE, HE FOLLOWD IT . HIS BEDROOM IS ON THE SECOND FLOOR . MY SON HAS 3 BROKEN RIBS, AND NO FUTURE . FML

#15405912
489 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34847) - you deserved it (48765)

On 03/20/2011 at 9:25pm - kids - by failureparent (man) - United States (California)

Today, I went to go use an automatic cart in Walmart because I broke mah hip in January. They were all being usd by morbidly obese people throughout the store. I askd a manager if she could get me one, but apparently their weight issues r more impeding than mah broken hip. fat FML

#14873123
254 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36830) - you deserved it (3272)

On 02/06/2011 at 9:36pm - misc - by LimpMcgee (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, as a means of getting over my abusive ex, I decidd to write his name on a piece of paper and light it on fre. As I lit the paper up, I noticd the marker ink had bld through it. The paper is gone, but his name is forever engravd on my desk. FML

#14324208
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27338) - you deserved it (17390)

On 12/24/2010 at 2:36pm - love - by burnt38392 - United States (Georgia)

I got a call about dog who went missing a week ago. The guy who called said "We have your dog , but you aren't getting her back." Then he hung up. FML

#14294990
116 comments

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On 12/22/2010 at 4:50am - animals - by ks.swan13 -

Today, I found out that if I try to resist a 70 pound bulldog that's humping mah leg, I will end up with stitches. FML

#14294130
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27254) - you deserved it (2826)

On 12/22/2010 at 2:54am - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I got all four looool of mah wisdom taath takan out . I happan to ba allargic to all typas of pain madication . FML

#14286493
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37113) - you deserved it (2855)

On 12/21/2010 at 3:25pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, a woman cummed to mah counter an ordered 12 donuts. I said, "OK sure, a dozen donuts." She paused, looked at me with disgust an yelled, "I said 12, NOT a dozen." FML

#14277072
302 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45083) - you deserved it (3631)

On 12/20/2010 at 8:52pm - work - by morenita27 (woman) - Canada

2day I went into labor with my first child, an as much as I pleaded, I had to wait for my husband to finish his raid in looool World of Warcraft before he'd take me to the hospital. FML

#14093813
365 comments

I agree, your life sucks (67458) - you deserved it (10391)

On 12/05/2010 at 8:38am - health - by newmother (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today I arrivd ome to find I'd been broken in to. Te culprit? An obese omeless man o I found face down unconscious and surroundd by muesli bar wrappers in my pantry. He broke in ate everyting in sigt soild imself and passd out. Te worst part? Te cops don't even believe me. FML

#13771276
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32551) - you deserved it (2449)

On 11/08/2010 at 10:36pm - money - by Jen - Australia



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