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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 9 August 1995 (19 years)
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  • Number of comments : 38
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About nukeacat : Has had three open heart surgeries.

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Today, I wore a Super Mario Brothers T-shirt to school that showed a picture of Mario with a mushroom above his head. I got suspended for "referencing illegal drugs". FML

#16125377
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45154) - you deserved it (4697)

On 05/11/2011 at 12:10am - misc - by Sola -

Today, I actually heard my 14 year old son muse to himself, "If I can drive drunk in Grand Theft Auto, how hard could it be in real life?" FML

#15935332
358 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39337) - you deserved it (12228)

On 04/26/2011 at 3:20pm - kids - by nomorexbox - United States (Georgia)

Today, I dreamed that I was kidnapped by Charlie Sheen. FML

#15912541
301 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31250) - you deserved it (11551)

On 04/24/2011 at 9:10pm - misc - by woahitbechels - United States (Tennessee)

Today, after receiving the third call this week from teachers about my son falling asleep in class, I decided that it would be a good idea to hide his Xbox controllers. He decided it would be a good idea to hide my diabetes medication. FML

#15805325
386 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46544) - you deserved it (18096)

On 04/16/2011 at 8:35am - health - by bbedlock (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my dog was barking at a squirrel in the yard. I opened the door to let him chase the squirrel. I went to look at the dead squirrel and found out it was the neighbor's chihuahua. FML

#15714709
221 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22339) - you deserved it (37992)

On 04/09/2011 at 8:58pm - animals - by Sid (man) - United States (California)

Today, I got back from vacation and walked in on my boyfriend and my brother in my bed. FML

#15617038
353 comments

I agree, your life sucks (110031) - you deserved it (7732)

On 04/03/2011 at 4:06am - intimacy - by Now Single - Reserved

Today, in an attempt to get my son to stop playing Call of Duty, I threw his Xbox controller out the window. He was so desperate, he followed it. His bedroom is on the second floor. My son has 3 broken ribs, and no future. FML

#15405912
489 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36571) - you deserved it (50648)

On 03/20/2011 at 9:25pm - kids - by failureparent (man) - United States (California)

Today, I went to go use an automatic cart in Walmart because I broke my hip in January. They were all being used by morbidly obese people throughout the store. I asked a manager if she could get me one, but apparently their weight issues are more impeding than my broken hip. FML

#14873123
254 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36891) - you deserved it (3279)

On 02/06/2011 at 9:36pm - misc - by LimpMcgee (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, as a means of getting over my abusive ex, I decided to write his name on a piece of paper and light it on fire. As I lit the paper up, I noticed the marker ink had bled through it. The paper is gone, but his name is forever engraved on my desk. FML

#14324208
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27401) - you deserved it (17398)

On 12/24/2010 at 2:36pm - love - by burnt38392 - United States (Georgia)

Today, I got a call about my dog who went missing a week ago. The guy who called said "We have your dog, but you aren't getting her back." Then he hung up. FML

#14294990
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39805) - you deserved it (2643)

On 12/22/2010 at 4:50am - animals - by ks.swan13 -

Today, I found out that if I try to resist a 70 pound bulldog that's humping my leg, I will end up with stitches. FML

#14294130
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27310) - you deserved it (2833)

On 12/22/2010 at 2:54am - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I got all four of my wisdom teeth taken out. I happen to be allergic to all types of pain medication. FML

#14286493
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37169) - you deserved it (2856)

On 12/21/2010 at 3:25pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, a woman came to my counter and ordered 12 donuts. I said, "OK sure, a dozen donuts." She paused, looked at me with disgust and yelled, "I said 12, NOT a dozen." FML

#14277072
303 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45150) - you deserved it (3636)

On 12/20/2010 at 8:52pm - work - by morenita27 (woman) - Canada

Today, I went into labor with my first child, and as much as I pleaded, I had to wait for my husband to finish his raid in World of Warcraft before he'd take me to the hospital. FML

#14093813
365 comments

I agree, your life sucks (67575) - you deserved it (10406)

On 12/05/2010 at 8:38am - health - by newmother (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I arrived home to find I'd been broken in to. The culprit? An obese homeless man, who I found face down, unconscious, and surrounded by muesli bar wrappers in my pantry. He broke in, ate everything in sight, soiled himself, and passed out. The worst part? The cops don't even believe me. FML

#13771276
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32630) - you deserved it (2453)

On 11/08/2010 at 10:36pm - money - by Jen - Australia



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