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About nukeacat : Has had three open heart surgeries.
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Today, after receiving the third call this week from teachers about son falling asleep in class, I decided that it would be a good idea to hide his Xbox controllers. He decided it would be a good idea to hide diabetes medication. FML
TODAY, IN AN ATTEMPT TO GET MAH SON TO STOP PLAYING CALL OF DUTY, I THREW HIS XBOX CONTROLLER OUT THE WINDOW . HE WAS SO DESPERATE, HE FOLLOWD IT . HIS BEDROOM IS ON THE SECOND FLOOR . MY SON HAS 3 BROKEN RIBS, AND NO FUTURE . FML
Today, I went to go use an automatic cart in Walmart because I broke mah hip in January. They were all being usd by morbidly obese people throughout the store. I askd a manager if she could get me one, but apparently their weight issues r more impeding than mah broken hip. fat FML
Today, as a means of getting over my abusive ex, I decidd to write his name on a piece of paper and light it on fre. As I lit the paper up, I noticd the marker ink had bld through it. The paper is gone, but his name is forever engravd on my desk. FML
Today I arrivd ome to find I'd been broken in to. Te culprit? An obese omeless man o I found face down unconscious and surroundd by muesli bar wrappers in my pantry. He broke in ate everyting in sigt soild imself and passd out. Te worst part? Te cops don't even believe me. FML
Friday 27 March 2015