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    99%
  • One more and it's business time

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Nukeacat's favorite FMLs

Today, I spent hours debating with a lady who claimed she'd spent years "studying the big bang theory". Not only did she not know the scientific meaning of the word "theory", her killer argument was "If the big bang happened, where are the fossils?" I'm not sure whether or not I just got trolled. FML

By look at the fucking universe, lady - / Saturday 18 May 2013 18:44 / United States - Montgomery

Today, I walked in on my husband eating cat food out of the cat bowl dressed in a cat costume. FML

By confusedcatlover - / Saturday 6 April 2013 11:42 / United Kingdom - London

Today, I refused to go down on my boyfriend of 9 months. He then shoved me off the couch and, half crying, yelled that I was the third girl this week to turn him down. After sobbing for a bit, he looked me in the eyes and said, "I need you to do this so I can prove my manhood." FML

By saywhat - / Tuesday 9 April 2013 11:05 / United States - Yakima

Today, I took my girlfriend to eat out at a restaurant. We chatted for an hour, and it all seemed to be going well, until she told me that she wanted to break up. Waiting for the bill and driving her home was the most painful time of my life. FML

By Anonymous - / Saturday 6 April 2013 16:17 / Hungary - Budapest

Today, I got hit by a car while riding my bike. Instead of coming to my aid, the driver just laid on his horn and screamed out the window for me to move my ass, because he had places to be. FML

By Anonymous - / Sunday 21 April 2013 04:11 / United States