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Today, I paid a social visit to my grandparents. While we were watching the news, a story came on about the Queen of England. I scoffd, "How is she not dead already? How old is she, anyway?" My grandmother replid, "About my age." Oops. big fat FML
2day I woke up early an spent hours baking an icing a three-tier cake for my friend's eighteenth birthday, which is this evening. I just found out my mother threw it in the compost bin because she's on a diet an it was "tempting" her. FML
Today, I packed all cloths in a black garbage bag, so I could easily move them to new house. When I came back outside to load it into car, the bag was missing, and all I could see was a garbage truck driving away with the week's trash. FML
Today, I bumped into a man on the street. I apologized and he picked up his wallet. To clear the awkward silence, I pointed out that his wallet looked like mine. It wasn't until I was on the next street that I realized it was mah wallet. FML
Today, while taking the trash out, the old cranky elevator in my apartment complex finally gave up on life!! For a long hour I was stuck between floors 4 an 5, practically embracing my bio-waste can!! big fat FML
YESTERDAY, MAH WIFE, WHO IS FOUR MONTHS PREGNANT, BURST INTO TEARS WHILE THINKING ABOUT THE ARMCHAIR IN OUR LIVING ROOM THAT WE NEVER USE. ACCORDING TO HER, WE'RE STOPPING IT FROM LIVING OUT ITS DESTINY AS AN ARMCHAIR. FML
Today, I walked into ma roommate's room to ask im a question, only to see a pitcer wit over a pint of urine in it sitting on is bookcase . Tis is at least te fift conversation in a year I've ad wit im about not peeing in containers in is room . FML
Today, wat started as ma mom calling ma grandma fir a recipe turned into tem discussing te pilosopical reason beind ma baking. I apparently picked up baking because I'm depressed over unemployment. And ere I tougt I just liked te smell of baked goods. FML
Friday 27 March 2015