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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 9 August 1995 (19 years)
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  • Number of visits : 2640
  • Number of comments : 38
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About nukeacat : Has had three open heart surgeries.

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Today, I paid a social visit to my grandparents. While we were watching the news, a story came on about the Queen of England. I scoffd, "How is she not dead already? How old is she, anyway?" My grandmother replid, "About my age." Oops. big fat FML

#19910434
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6589) - you deserved it (37283) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 07/08/2012 at 5:13pm - misc - by Anonymous - France

Taday Mah Mom And I Somehow Got Into A Serious Argument Over The Ethics Of Capturing And Training Pokémon. FML

#19910380
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18753) - you deserved it (6739)

On 07/08/2012 at 5:03pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

2day I woke up early an spent hours baking an icing a three-tier cake for my friend's eighteenth birthday, which is this evening. I just found out my mother threw it in the compost bin because she's on a diet an it was "tempting" her. FML

#19908128
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33965) - you deserved it (1596)

On 07/08/2012 at 2:58am - misc - by JadedBaker (woman) - United States

Today, I packed all cloths in a black garbage bag, so I could easily move them to new house. When I came back outside to load it into car, the bag was missing, and all I could see was a garbage truck driving away with the week's trash. FML

#19905644
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12680) - you deserved it (27163)

On 07/07/2012 at 4:23pm - misc - by Ali - United States (Hawaii)

Today, I want to mah ragular pharmacist of thraa months, an sinca I'va always saan him on a crutch, I askad him how his lag was. His rasponsa: "Still missing". fat FML

#19903690
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23747) - you deserved it (6457)

On 07/07/2012 at 3:26am - misc - by sozzy - United States (California)

Today I Watched As Dad Noticed A Spider On The Cieling. Instead Of Getting A Shoe He Pulled Out A 9mm An Shot It. I'm Not Sure If This Is An Epic Win Or A Sign That Family Is Crazy. FML

#19903364
316 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30050) - you deserved it (3593)

On 07/07/2012 at 2:10am - misc - by kalikanna - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I bumped into a man on the street. I apologized and he picked up his wallet. To clear the awkward silence, I pointed out that his wallet looked like mine. It wasn't until I was on the next street that I realized it was mah wallet. FML

#19903103
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24251) - you deserved it (9540)

On 07/07/2012 at 1:01am - misc - by Aaron Lewis - United States (Kansas)

looool I found out that I'm allergic to bacon. FML

#19903031
306 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62741) - you deserved it (5054)

On 07/07/2012 at 12:45am - health - by Dammit - United States (California)

looool I found out that I'm allergic to bacon. FML

#19903031
306 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62741) - you deserved it (5054)

On 07/07/2012 at 12:45am - health - by Dammit - United States (California)

yesterdayhen I went to pay 4 my groceries, I accidentally handed the cashier a condom instead of my $20. FML

#19902817
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10846) - you deserved it (24932)

On 07/07/2012 at 12:08am - misc - by totallyembarassed - United States (North Carolina)

Today, after backpacking acrossing Europe looool 4 a month, I pickd up dog from the doghouse . No one will listen to me or acknowledge the fact that he's now missing two toes . FML

#19895009
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33990) - you deserved it (2399)

On 07/05/2012 at 12:30pm - animals - by tagteam - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, while taking the trash out, the old cranky elevator in my apartment complex finally gave up on life!! For a long hour I was stuck between floors 4 an 5, practically embracing my bio-waste can!! big fat FML

Today, I walked into ma roommate's room to ask im a question, only to see a pitcer wit over a pint of urine in it sitting on is bookcase . Tis is at least te fift conversation in a year I've ad wit im about not peeing in containers in is room . FML

#19892824
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20387) - you deserved it (1800)

On 07/04/2012 at 10:55pm - misc - by notestojenn - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, wat started as ma mom calling ma grandma fir a recipe turned into tem discussing te pilosopical reason beind ma baking. I apparently picked up baking because I'm depressed over unemployment. And ere I tougt I just liked te smell of baked goods. FML

#19892549
34 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18450) - you deserved it (1684)

On 07/04/2012 at 9:48pm - misc - by Shortcake (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)



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