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by Marjorie / 07/13/2012 at 1:08pm / Canada (Ontario) / Kids
Today, I finally went to the DMV to replace my lost license. After waiting for almost two hours, I casually rummaged through my purse. Something strange inside the lining caught my eye. It was my license. FML
by HellisLikeTheDMV / 07/13/2012 at 11:19am / United States (Colorado) / Miscellaneous
by shorty4 / 07/13/2012 at 10:36am / Canada (Alberta) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 07/13/2012 at 2:47am / United States (Texas) / Love
by lostforlife / 07/12/2012 at 8:52pm / United States (Maine) / Kids
by LetItRip / 07/12/2012 at 4:35pm / Czech Republic (Hlavni mesto Praha) / Miscellaneous
by lissysue1 / 07/12/2012 at 3:23pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Intimacy
by Ian Artis / 07/12/2012 at 2:28pm / United States / Work
by failure / 07/12/2012 at 12:08pm / United States (Minnesota) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was running late for an important job interview because I couldn't find my keys. I place the keys on my kitchen counter every day to prevent exactly this type of situation. After few minutes and missing my interview, I finally found my keys, in my hand. FML
by Anonymous / 07/12/2012 at 12:04pm / United States (Virginia) / Miscellaneous
by hot coffee / 07/12/2012 at 11:17am / United Kingdom (Surrey) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 07/12/2012 at 2:40am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by anidiotskeeper / 07/12/2012 at 2:03am / United States (New Jersey) / Love
by jenA / 07/11/2012 at 10:40pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Ashley / 07/11/2012 at 8:02pm / United States (New York) / Money
- 1Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 2Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's… 3Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his…
- Today, I went to a grad school fair. Tuition costs more than I make in a year. I'm thirty. I think… Today, a sweet old man came knocking. He asked about my elderly neighbor who he has been trying to… Today, I learned that if a friend ever suggests you sleep with her boyfriend, it's probably because…