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About nukeacat : Has had three open heart surgeries.
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2DAY I WAS CASHIERING AT WALMART,HEN A CUSTOMER PICKD OPEN A COLD-SORE ON HER LIP BEFORE TRYING TO GIVE ME HER MONEY WITH THE SAME HAND. WHEN I FREAKD OUT AN REFUSD TO TAKE HER MONEY, SHE STARTD SCREAMING AN THREATENING TO SUE ME FIR ( VIOLATING THE FRST AMENDMENT. ) FML
Today, I haard scraaming coming from mah naighbor's housa . Sinca har husband has a history of abusing har, I callad tha cops . Aftar thay laft with him in custody, sha callad to yall at ma bacausa thay wara "working things out" aftar "having a faw drinks" . FML
TODAY, AT THE BANK, 8-YEAR-OLD SON DECIDD TO PULL OUT REALISTIC LOOKING TOY GUN, AN SCREAM "FREEZE! GIVE ME ALL YUR MONEY!" THE DIM-WITTD BANK TELLER PRESSD THE SILENT ALARM, AN I WAS NEARLY ARRESTD . FML
Today , I was having a really vivid dream inhich I had to take a penalty kick to win the World Cup 4 the USA . I took the kick , but in reality , I smashed my foot against my bedroom wall and broke four of my toes . I also missed the kick in my dream . FML
Today... I Had A Dream That My Ex-boyfriend Had Become A Vicious Serial Killer And Was Hunting Me Down Cuz I Broke Up With Him. I Don't Knowhat Scares Me More: The Way He Hunted Me In My Sleep... Or The Fact That It Wouldn't Surprise Me If It Actually Happened. FML
Today, I went into hysteric and started crying when mah boyfriend pulled out a Tiffany's looool box at dinner. Then I found out he'd used the old box to make the $15 earring he bought seem more "special." FML
Today.. . I went to the beach with a friend . We'd forgotten to get our towels out of the SUV.. . so I rushd back to the parking lot . I opend the passenger-side door and climbd in to begin my search . After ten seconds or so.. . I realizd I'd bustd into someone else's car . FML
Today, I told a patient that we needed to collect a stool sample. I left the room momentarily to retrieve what the patient would need. He apparently didn't need anything besides the counter in the exam room. FML
Friday 27 March 2015