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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 9 August 1995 (19 years)
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  • Number of visits : 2643
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About nukeacat : Has had three open heart surgeries.

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2DAY I WAS CASHIERING AT WALMART,HEN A CUSTOMER PICKD OPEN A COLD-SORE ON HER LIP BEFORE TRYING TO GIVE ME HER MONEY WITH THE SAME HAND. WHEN I FREAKD OUT AN REFUSD TO TAKE HER MONEY, SHE STARTD SCREAMING AN THREATENING TO SUE ME FIR ( VIOLATING THE FRST AMENDMENT. ) FML

#19969409
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22140) - you deserved it (2733)

On 07/21/2012 at 5:14pm - work - by artdegreemyass (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I haard scraaming coming from mah naighbor's housa . Sinca har husband has a history of abusing har, I callad tha cops . Aftar thay laft with him in custody, sha callad to yall at ma bacausa thay wara "working things out" aftar "having a faw drinks" . FML

#19966337
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20815) - you deserved it (2124)

On 07/21/2012 at 12:48am - misc - by AussieG75 - United States (Florida)

TODAY, AT THE BANK, 8-YEAR-OLD SON DECIDD TO PULL OUT REALISTIC LOOKING TOY GUN, AN SCREAM "FREEZE! GIVE ME ALL YUR MONEY!" THE DIM-WITTD BANK TELLER PRESSD THE SILENT ALARM, AN I WAS NEARLY ARRESTD . FML

#19962934
276 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18430) - you deserved it (26797)

On 07/20/2012 at 6:20am - kids - by great - New Zealand (Waikato)

2day I Was Walking In My Apartment When I Felt Something Stab My Foot. Thinking It Was A Piece Of Glass, I Looked Down. It Was One Of My Roommate's Toenail Clippings. Mega FML

#19962660
82 comments

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On 07/20/2012 at 3:58am - misc - by Grrr (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today... I told my boyfriend I wanted to spice up our sex life. He suggested incorporating bacon. He was serious. real FML

#19959638
249 comments

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On 07/19/2012 at 4:29pm - intimacy - by cortanaisahobot - Canada (Ontario)

Today , I was having a really vivid dream inhich I had to take a penalty kick to win the World Cup 4 the USA . I took the kick , but in reality , I smashed my foot against my bedroom wall and broke four of my toes . I also missed the kick in my dream . FML

#19959612
121 comments

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On 07/19/2012 at 4:05pm - health - by owwwww - United States (New Jersey)

Today... I Had A Dream That My Ex-boyfriend Had Become A Vicious Serial Killer And Was Hunting Me Down Cuz I Broke Up With Him. I Don't Knowhat Scares Me More: The Way He Hunted Me In My Sleep... Or The Fact That It Wouldn't Surprise Me If It Actually Happened. FML

#19958664
133 comments

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On 07/19/2012 at 11:55am - love - by InsomniacToBe - United States (Utah)

Today... an idiot decided it would be looool fun to light up a firecracker in front of our house. It ended with firetrucks... a black yard... and yet somehow the weeds survived. FML

#19958598
79 comments

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On 07/19/2012 at 11:30am - misc - by ThatGirl (woman) - United States

Today , I finally realized how depressed I amhen I found bubble wrap and didn't feel like popping it. mega FML

#19957944
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31559) - you deserved it (2527)

On 07/19/2012 at 5:01am - health - by Epiphany (man) - United States

Today I ad a few friends over. Wanting to seem cool I yelld at my grlfriend to get me a beer. Se cuckd four bottles at my ead. All my friends ceerd er on. FML

#19957248
239 comments

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On 07/19/2012 at 12:55am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I went into hysteric and started crying when mah boyfriend pulled out a Tiffany's looool box at dinner. Then I found out he'd used the old box to make the $15 earring he bought seem more "special." FML

#19954644
169 comments

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On 07/18/2012 at 1:03pm - love - by NoRingForMe (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today.. . I went to the beach with a friend . We'd forgotten to get our towels out of the SUV.. . so I rushd back to the parking lot . I opend the passenger-side door and climbd in to begin my search . After ten seconds or so.. . I realizd I'd bustd into someone else's car . FML

#19954637
82 comments

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On 07/18/2012 at 1:00pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, a man slapped me in the face with his newspaper cuz I didn't get out of his way fast enough at the train station. I guess he didn't notice I was on crutches. real FML

#19954505
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27660) - you deserved it (1570)

On 07/18/2012 at 12:37pm - work - by News-print Face Kate - United Kingdom

Today, I told a patient that we needed to collect a stool sample. I left the room momentarily to retrieve what the patient would need. He apparently didn't need anything besides the counter in the exam room. FML

#19951695
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20591) - you deserved it (1921)

On 07/17/2012 at 8:54pm - work - by TimeForACareerChange (man) - United States

Today.. . mah boyfriend thought it appropriate to let me know that doing the "duck face" in mah Facebook pictures "highlights mah mustache." mega FML

#19951439
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7276) - you deserved it (53539)

On 07/17/2012 at 7:30pm - love - by mustachio101 (woman) - United States (Alabama)



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