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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 24 June 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 229
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Today, I learned the hard way that when a pierced, tattooed, and otherwise extremely stereotypical biker chick jokingly threatens to find you and beat you up if you don't call her back after a one-night stand, she's not actually joking. FML

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On 08/20/2011 at 8:08pm - intimacy - by owmyhead (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, my friend's dad had a heart attack. Without realizing what I was saying, I texted her, "If you need anything, you know I'll be there in a heartbeat." FML

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On 08/05/2011 at 12:18am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I found out that my boyfriend is extremely jealous of a stuffed toy that sits on my bed, all because it gets to 'sleep in the same bed as me and he doesn't.' Now, whenever he comes over, he throws it at the wall, death glares at it, then gets up and kicks it under my bed. FML

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On 06/21/2011 at 12:46am - love - by holdengurl18 - China

Today, my mom publicly pole danced. In a playground. FML

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On 05/30/2011 at 11:46am - misc - by Jess - United States



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