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  • Birth Date : Sunday 13 July 1997 (17 years)
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Today, I had been sick all day, so to cheer me up my dad drove me to get ice cream. On our way back, we hit a puppy. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (43025) - you deserved it (4257)

On 07/25/2010 at 10:32pm - misc - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, I found FML for the first time in class, and literally laughed out loud in the middle of the lecture in front of 200 classmates. Today's lecture? The cruelties of slavery. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28668) - you deserved it (27741)

On 02/03/2009 at 5:55pm - work - by kprice6 (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my best friend was crying because her boyfriend is a retard. I brought my thumb up to wipe a tear off her face, and somehow stuck it up her nose. FML

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On 02/01/2009 at 3:11am - love - by FractalSanity - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, a guy sitting next to me in class asked me for a pen. I accidentally handed him a tampon instead. FML

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On 01/29/2009 at 12:55pm - misc - by iFail - United States (California)

Today, I was on a transatlantic flight, ear plugs in my ears. The steward walked past with a plastic bag. I threw my litter into it and didn't immediately understand why he said, "Very funny, sir." It wasn't a bin bag, he was collecting for Unicef. FML

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On 12/06/2008 at 10:49pm - misc - by greg76 - Sent from mobile version



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