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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 23 October 1987 (26 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 243
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About noway1987 : Fun, outgoing, living life to the fullest with no regrets anything else just ask

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Today, a girl punched me square in the face, effectively leaving it with purple swellings because I called her boyfriend an "uncle". Said boyfriend IS my uncle. FML


Today, I got a letter from Yale law school saying I got a 4 year full scholarship. I called my dad crying and read the whole thing... even the bottom, which said, "April fools! Love mom and dad." FML


I agree, your life sucks (58829) - you deserved it (5943)

On 04/01/2013 at 1:46pm - misc - by madiison09 - United States

Today, the people fixing my phone called to say that for some reason, my phone's SIM card has wiped all my contacts except for four, and they are doing their best to try and recover the rest. I had to explain to them that I only had four contacts to begin with. The guy laughed. FML


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On 03/31/2013 at 3:00am - misc - by contacts (man) - New Zealand (Auckland)

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