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noway1987
  • Town/Country : San Marcos, Ca, U.S.A.
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 23 October 1987 (25 years)
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About noway1987 : Fun, outgoing, living life to the fullest with no regrets anything else just ask

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Today, a girl punched me square in the face, effectively leaving it with purple swellings because I called her boyfriend an "uncle". Said boyfriend IS my uncle. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34441) - you deserved it (1785)

On 04/02/2013 at 11:34am - love - by ItsAnanya (woman) - India (Delhi)

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Today, I got a letter from Yale law school saying I got a 4 year full scholarship. I called my dad crying and read the whole thing... even the bottom, which said, "April fools! Love mom and dad." FML

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On 04/01/2013 at 1:46pm - misc - by madiison09 - United States

Today, feeling tired, I snuck one of my wife's pills that she claims gives her super energy. I later found out it was our son's placenta, grounded up and made into capsules. FML

#20569376
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On 04/01/2013 at 12:49am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was denied a job because the guy interviewing me said that I was an illiterate blonde girl who used fake words like "plethora" and "viable". I told him I would leave, after he spelled the word "illiterate". He spelled it wrong and had me escorted from the premises. "Eeletterote" my ass. FML

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On 04/01/2013 at 12:44am - work - by Nefi (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, the people fixing my phone called to say that for some reason, my phone's SIM card has wiped all my contacts except for four, and they are doing their best to try and recover the rest. I had to explain to them that I only had four contacts to begin with. The guy laughed. FML

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On 03/31/2013 at 3:00am - misc - by Mr.no contacts (man) - New Zealand (Auckland)



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