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noway1987

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noway1987

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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 21 October 1987 (27 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1270
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About noway1987 : Young, Salvadoran, Fun, outgoing, living life to the fullest with no regrets anything else just ask

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Visits<b>Monday_funday</b> - the 08/01/2015 at 4:41am<b>sorainu</b> - the 07/27/2015 at 8:05am<b>BBlah</b> - the 07/03/2015 at 4:15pm<b>rebelsrock</b> - the 03/29/2015 at 10:00pm<b>IndicaPaincakes</b> - the 02/19/2015 at 1:26am<b>rachgrrr19</b> - the 02/09/2015 at 2:52am<b>MissWhitneyB</b> - the 02/08/2015 at 8:47pm<b>ohjoy15</b> - the 02/02/2015 at 11:50pm<b>royr7395</b> - the 02/02/2015 at 4:46pm<b>appletreee</b> - the 02/02/2015 at 4:28pm<b>UhHuhHoney</b> - the 01/18/2015 at 5:03pm<b>brasiliano</b> - the 01/15/2015 at 6:44pm<b>xninix</b> - the 01/11/2015 at 12:31am<b>Darkness_Hate</b> - the 01/10/2015 at 6:47pm<b>illusong</b> - the 01/09/2015 at 12:35am<b>emmatheamazingx</b> - the 01/09/2015 at 12:21am<b>madridista14</b> - the 01/03/2015 at 8:14pm<b>Armygirl93</b> - the 12/25/2014 at 8:06pm

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Today, at work, I saw a lady leave her infant in a display crib so she could go shopping. When I stopped her and told her she couldn't do that, she said, "Well, I do it all the time". FML

#21450242
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21287) - you deserved it (1417)

On 07/31/2015 at 11:30pm - kids - by Oihana - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I wanted to buy a pack of cigarettes. My wife, who didn't want me to get them, decided it would be a good idea to jump on the hood of the car while I was driving off. She hit the car and fell off. My neighbor saw this. Neither her nor the cops believe me when I say I didn't hit her. FML

#21449719
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20757) - you deserved it (3773)

On 07/30/2015 at 10:06pm - misc - by Just wanted a cigarette (man) - United States (New York)

Today, a revolving door got the better of me. I made it into the crowded lobby, unlike my skirt. Bad day to wear a thong. FML

#21448563
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25571) - you deserved it (3191)

On 07/28/2015 at 1:18pm - misc - by Oopsie - United States (Vermont)

Today, I heard my skinny 14-year-old daughter tell her friend, "Ugh, I wish I had leukemia or something so that I could lose weight." Yes, she actually said that. FML

Today, I had to call a parent and tell them that their special needs daughter is pregnant. FML

#21430924
164 comments

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On 06/23/2015 at 11:16pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was about to lose my virginity to my girlfriend, with whom I am genuinely in love. Right after I'd got the condom on, she said, "You do know this is break-up sex, right?" FML

#21383831
124 comments

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On 03/29/2015 at 10:13pm - intimacy - by sexisntfun (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, my husband was involved in a horrible series of accidents; he repeatedly slipped and fell into my best friend's vagina. FML

#21382840
189 comments

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On 03/28/2015 at 5:20am - intimacy - by soontobewidow (woman) - Turkey (Istanbul)

Today, I handed out 20 resumes to a variety of stores. To my delight, I got a phone call the same day. Unfortunately, they weren't calling about a job, they were informing me on my resume it says, "I have a dick." All thanks to my boyfriend, who thought it would be hilarious. FML

#21382277
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29456) - you deserved it (3812)

On 03/27/2015 at 5:51am - work - by mareecasellafml (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today my girlfriend of a month told me that the only thing keeping her from swallowing a bottle of pills is being in a relationship with me, because she doesn't handle breakups well. FML

Today, while my in-laws were visiting, my two-year old accidentally pushed the door wide open while I was sitting on the toilet. My mother-in-law laughed, took out her cell phone, snapped a picture of me and posted it on Facebook for everyone in our family to see. FML

#21379759
122 comments

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On 03/22/2015 at 9:58pm - kids - by Mary C. (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I had my 18th birthday party. At midnight, three police officers showed up at my door and asked if they could look around. Were we doing anything bad? Nope. My friends suck at parking. Before they left, the officers said that this was the most toned down party they'd seen in years. FML

#21379703
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27245) - you deserved it (35)

On 03/22/2015 at 8:20pm - misc - by dicedicebaby - United States (Ohio)

Today, a girl was making fun of me for being a virgin and, "never seeing a nipple". I have three. FML

#21379555
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26659) - you deserved it (2753)

On 03/22/2015 at 3:51pm - health - by uhoh.. - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I took the biggest, most excruciatingly painful crap of my life. It was so bad that I couldn't walk straight for a good 20 minutes afterwards. Long enough for my boyfriend to film me limping around and post the clip to Facebook with the caption "#anal ftw ;)". FML

#21379420
90 comments

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On 03/22/2015 at 10:59am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States



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