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Today, in aerobics, while stretching, my friend leaned over to pull the long hair off my pants. It was my pubic hair sticking through my pants, and I screamed. FML


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On 12/08/2009 at 3:19am - misc - by cookscatastrophy - United States (California)

Today, I woke up to a phone call from my boss' wife. She demanded to know how long we'd been sleeping together. When I denied her allegations, she screamed that she knew all about my "history of sleeping with married men". I'm a virgin and I have to work with him tomorrow. FML


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On 11/16/2009 at 11:05pm - misc - by bad_day_in_hell - United States (Montana)

Today, my boyfriend decided to be romantic and literally sweep me off my feet... directly into a door frame. Now my face is bruised, and the police officer at my school has asked me if I need to make a report about anything. FML


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On 11/16/2009 at 8:54pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML


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On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)

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