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By offbeans - / Tuesday 17 February 2009 02:29 / United States
By bad_day_in_hell / Tuesday 17 November 2009 04:05 / United States
By Anonymous / Tuesday 17 November 2009 01:54 / United States

Today, my five year old daughter was watching cartoons on TV. Then a Barbie commercial came on. My daughter sang along with the theme song "Be who you want to be, B-A-R-B-I-E." She then turned to me and said "Mom, I want to be a hooker." FML

By ....... - / Tuesday 23 June 2009 17:56 / United States

Today, I was at the park when I saw a homeless man sleeping on a bench. I thought it would be funny to throw a small rock at him. He thought it would be funny to pull out his knife and chase me for six blocks. FML

By I_Am_The_Edge - / Thursday 11 June 2009 16:06 / United States