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notesonacartboar
  • Town/Country : Copenhagen, Denmark
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 11 November 1991 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 81
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About notesonacartboar : I'm a girl, 17 years old.

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Today, I was home alone, and decided to do some naked cleaning just because I could. After half an hour of liberating nakie-dusting, I turn around to see my boyfriend and his best friend gaping at me open mouthed. His older brother however gave a creepy smile and the thumbs up. FML

#5424081 (105)

I agree, your life sucks (10522) - you deserved it (29132)

On 09/23/2009 at 5:35am - misc - by DusterOverBits (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I was at my friends house for the first time in months. I saw her newest chihuahua dog, Mickey, and he was excited that new people were over. I picked him up and slightly bounced him in the air. Because of the bounce and his excitement, he peed a little bit, straight into my eye. FML

#5422462 (51)

I agree, your life sucks (11456) - you deserved it (20688)

On 09/23/2009 at 1:55am - animals - by GreatAim - United States (Ohio)

Today, my vegetarian housemate cleaned the fridge. He threw away all of the meat in our fridge and made a nice sign stating "Meat is Murder". I was storing roughly $1000 worth of filet mignon steaks and seafood for my sister's wedding. FML

#5416857 (479)

I agree, your life sucks (48972) - you deserved it (3760)

On 09/22/2009 at 5:48pm - misc - by carnivore (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I decided to tell my mom about my choice to wait to have sex until after marriage. Coming from a very christian family I thought she would be proud. Instead she laughed and said, "is that your excuse for not being able to get laid?" and walked out of the room. FML

#283028 (288)

I agree, your life sucks (180468) - you deserved it (31992)

On 03/12/2009 at 1:53pm - intimacy - by sucks - United States

Today, I turned on my camera to find pictures of my dad's secretary giving him a blowjob. Minutes later, I hear a scream from another room as my 12-year-old sister discovers similar pictures on HER camera. Mom and dad say it's no big deal. FML

#7767 (231)

I agree, your life sucks (155582) - you deserved it (6634)

On 02/04/2009 at 10:51am - intimacy - by rexob (man) - United States (California)



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