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not_ur_mexican
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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 28 August 1995 (18 years)
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  • Number of comments : 19
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Today, I attended a speed dating evening. After 7 minutes, the girl told me she wasn't interested. I asked her at what point of the conversation she had made up her mind, she answered: "When you said 'Hello'. Goodbye". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14935) - you deserved it (1679)

On 12/30/2008 at 10:48pm - misc - by Aintnosunshine - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was browsing the internet and I found a picture of my girlfriend on uglypeople.com. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36100) - you deserved it (5066)

On 12/21/2008 at 8:44pm - intimacy - by HeatoN - Germany (Berlin)

Today, on the bus, a young high school boy sat down next to me and started to chat me up. I thought it was cute until he asked me which high school I was attending. I'm 27, I'm married, I have a child. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20607) - you deserved it (4897)

On 12/09/2008 at 11:58pm - kids - by Rita - Sent from mobile version



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