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Today, on the bus, a young high school boy sat down next to me and started to chat me up. I thought it was cute until he asked me which high school I was attending. I'm 27, I'm married, I have a child. FML

By Rita / Wednesday 10 December 2008 04:58 / France

Today, I told my boyfriend that I loved his flaming red hair. He told me that he loved the fuzz on my butt. FML

By Snowin2007 - / Saturday 9 January 2010 08:16 / United States

Today, I texted a somewhat overweight girl I wanted to hook up with and asked her "Have you been dating anyone lately?" Unfortunately with predictive text, "dating" came out as "eating". I didn't realize it till after it sent. FML

By Proof-Reader - / Tuesday 15 December 2009 08:32 / United States

Today, my crush took me to a park and told me he loved me. We sat on an old bench and were just about to kiss when I screamed. I now have a huge splinter in my arse and he can't stop laughing. FML

By Mojo - / Monday 14 December 2009 17:06 / United Kingdom

Today, I sneezed in the shower. When I got out, I got a text from my creepy old neighbor saying "Bless you". FML

By errrmkl46 / Wednesday 2 December 2009 06:25 / United States