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  • Birth Date : Monday 28 August 1995 (19 years)
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  • Number of visits : 30940
  • Number of comments : 19
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, my lesbian sister enthusiastically showed me her new strap on. Not only does she get more girls than me, she now has a bigger penis too. FML

#60108
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (69233) - you deserved it (5443)

On 02/17/2009 at 10:27am - misc - by stillsingleladies (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

#56665
516 comments

I agree, your life sucks (244525) - you deserved it (82521)

On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)

Today, my dad told me to take my stress out by getting a girlfriend. My mom laughed and said, "no that won't work, just go jack off in the shower again." FML

#54872
33 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44359) - you deserved it (4633)

On 02/16/2009 at 5:59pm - intimacy - by IBleedArbor - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I realized that I know more about Paris Hilton's cervix than how my government is run. FML

#6894
39 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7270) - you deserved it (37096)

On 02/03/2009 at 7:11pm - misc - by parishiltonsbff (man) - United States (California)

Today, the cleaning lady left a note that said my room was too dirty to clean. FML

#6002
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7831) - you deserved it (30602)

On 02/03/2009 at 7:40am - misc - by fuckedalready (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, though I'm normally unperturbed by my single-ness, I walked by some squirrels engaged in mating rituals and felt a pang of jealousy. FML

#5133
25 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28971) - you deserved it (3503)

On 02/02/2009 at 5:49am - love - by murphy - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I came home early from work and discovered my husband wearing a black babydoll nightdress, black stockings and high heels... He says it helps him to relax. FML

#5105
39 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33487) - you deserved it (2611)

On 02/02/2009 at 4:29am - misc - by a268 - United Kingdom (Edinburgh)

Today, my little sister and I were reading a book together and out of nowhere, she said "I love you". My heart melted and I told her that I love her too. Then she told me that she was talking to her stuffed animal, not me. FML

#4425
26 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34318) - you deserved it (2849)

On 01/31/2009 at 11:29pm - kids - by Noname - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend snuck up behind me to cover my eyes and play "guess who." The second her hands touched my face, I grabbed her, twisted her wrists, and kneed her to the floor out of instinct. FML

#4288
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14765) - you deserved it (24455)

On 01/31/2009 at 6:14pm - misc - by joe - United States (California)

Today, my old man told me that he only married my mom because she convinced him she was pregnant with his child. In fact, she aborted a week later. "And then we had you instead." FML

#3898
16 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27439) - you deserved it (1561)

On 01/30/2009 at 8:34pm - misc - by crakbbyaparently - United States (California)

Today, I was woken up by my roommates cat meowing so loudly at her door, wanting in. Suddenly it stopped. I was just falling back into sleep when I rolled over and the cat was right there beside my head. Meowing. FML

#3778
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17873) - you deserved it (2489)

On 01/30/2009 at 1:18pm - animals - by Noname - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my friend had to leave work early for a funeral and on his way out I wanted to say something. All I could think of was "have fun". FML

#3269
17 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8149) - you deserved it (19343)

On 01/29/2009 at 5:27am - misc - by jalopenos - United Kingdom (Somerset)

Today, at lunch, I told a bunch of people how I had been in love with this guy since freshman year. I made a bunch of jokes about how I was going to marry him and our kids would be so attractive. He was at the table next to mine and looked back at me as soon as I finished. FML

#2341
28 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15341) - you deserved it (14543)

On 01/23/2009 at 12:31pm - love - by Noname - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, a drunk girl asked me for directions to her hotel. I had just bought an empanada and was feeling good, so I agree to look up the address on my phone. Two minutes and a text charge later, I got the address. Out of inebriated glee, she hugged me and knocked the tasty empanada out of my hand. FML

#1108
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16838) - you deserved it (3781)

On 01/14/2009 at 10:01am - misc - by Hungry - United States (Virginia)

Today, I signed up on one of those "cheater" dating sites. I ended up meeting my own girlfriend. FML

#798
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15129) - you deserved it (74682)

On 01/07/2009 at 6:56pm - intimacy - by Lou Czar - United States (Oregon)



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