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  • Birth Date : Thursday 6 May 1982 (32 years)
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About nostrings559 : I love to laugh, and have fun.

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Today, my boyfriend told me that he had once been possessed by demons, and that he now sleeps with a knife under his pillow for protection from, "The dark spirits that are feasting upon his soul." I'm not sure that I'll be sleeping over anytime soon. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19516) - you deserved it (2154)

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