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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 1 September 1994 (21 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1921
  • Number of comments : 29
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Today, I was walking down the street and spotted a man who was about 6 and a half feet tall passing by me. As he passed me, I turned and asked him "How's the weather up there?" He then turned around, spat on me, and replied "Raining." FML


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On 07/25/2010 at 5:06am - misc - by spriggs (man) - United States (California)

Today, a car was tailgating and honking at me while trying to pass me, so I decided to be a bitch back and go extremely slow. We got to a two lane road and the car passed me up. The man in the front seat flipped me off while pointing to his wife in the back seat who was clearly in labor. FML


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On 12/23/2009 at 2:15am - misc - by lois2lane (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my friend and I were making sandwiches at his house. His family's dog wandered over just as I dropped a large chunk of cheddar on the floor. The dog snatched it up and ran away with it. I yelled after it, jokingly, that I hoped it would choke and die. It did. FML


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On 08/30/2009 at 4:17pm - animals - by lily (woman) - United States (California)

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