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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 3 August 1993 (21 years)
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  • Number of visits : 637
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About noobisdumb : I'm Terry. I'm the vocalist in a band that performs poorly. I also play guitar, bass and drums. I do that poorly as well.

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Today, I broke my leg while trying to show my friend how I broke my other leg. FML

#17342308
276 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21685) - you deserved it (66152)

On 08/02/2011 at 10:17am - health - by chinchilla4404 (woman) - United States

Today, it's the third day since my mum quit smoking, and I realised that her health-drive is having a negative effect on my own health when she bitch slapped me down the stairs because she didn't get a joke I told her. FML

#12449255
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31320) - you deserved it (3716)

On 08/11/2010 at 5:19am - health - by Thepunchline (man) - United Kingdom (Cheshire)

Today, I flew a toy airplane into my face. FML

#11848419
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10241) - you deserved it (35710)

On 07/13/2010 at 9:41am - health - by E or - United States (Oregon)

Today, in math class, I had the urge to fart. I had the bright idea that if I dropped my textbook and farted at the same time, nobody would hear it. I dropped my textbook, everyone looked at me, then I farted. Loudly. FML

#11389778
229 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17919) - you deserved it (56680)

On 06/22/2010 at 9:41pm - health - by fartwoman - United States (California)

Today, in math class, I had the urge to fart. I had the bright idea that if I dropped my textbook and farted at the same time, nobody would hear it. I dropped my textbook, everyone looked at me, then I farted. Loudly. FML

#11389778
229 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17919) - you deserved it (56680)

On 06/22/2010 at 9:41pm - health - by fartwoman - United States (California)

Today, I slipped on a patch of ice and fell. I would have fallen straight onto my ass, but thankfully my testicles broke my fall. FML

#7143279
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36457) - you deserved it (2716)

On 01/04/2010 at 8:34am - health - by Soresack (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I saw the blueprints for my family's new house. My room is half the size of the room next to it. The room next to it is my step mom's walk-in closet. FML

#849768
195 comments

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On 04/07/2009 at 6:07am - misc - by Powerfool (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I woke up and it was Monday. FML

#2635
70 comments

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On 01/26/2009 at 9:58am - misc - by buddy - United States (Michigan)

Today, I got bored and decided to try World Of Warcraft. FML

#2172
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13681) - you deserved it (25419)

On 01/22/2009 at 10:14am - misc - by insearch4i - United States (Arizona)



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