About noobisdumb : I'm Terry. I'm the vocalist in a band that performs poorly. I also play guitar, bass and drums. I do that poorly as well.
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Today, I broke my leg while trying to show my friend how I broke my other leg. FML
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On 08/02/2011 at 10:17am - health - by chinchilla4404 (woman) - United States
Today, it's the third day since my mum quit smoking, and I realised that her health-drive is having a negative effect on my own health when she bitch slapped me down the stairs because she didn't get a joke I told her. FML
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On 08/11/2010 at 5:19am - health - by Thepunchline (man) - United Kingdom (Cheshire)
Today, I flew a toy airplane into my face. FML
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On 07/13/2010 at 9:41am - health - by E or - United States (Oregon)
Today, in math class, I had the urge to fart. I had the bright idea that if I dropped my textbook and farted at the same time, nobody would hear it. I dropped my textbook, everyone looked at me, then I farted. Loudly. FML
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On 06/22/2010 at 9:41pm - health - by fartwoman - United States (California)
Today, in math class, I had the urge to fart. I had the bright idea that if I dropped my textbook and farted at the same time, nobody would hear it. I dropped my textbook, everyone looked at me, then I farted. Loudly. FML
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On 06/22/2010 at 9:41pm - health - by fartwoman - United States (California)
Today, my wife changed her facebook status from "married" to "widowed". I'm scared. FML
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On 06/02/2010 at 2:17pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Kentucky)
Today, I slipped on a patch of ice and fell. I would have fallen straight onto my ass, but thankfully my testicles broke my fall. FML
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On 01/04/2010 at 8:34am - health - by Soresack (man) - United States (Arizona)
Today, I saw the blueprints for my family's new house. My room is half the size of the room next to it. The room next to it is my step mom's walk-in closet. FML
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On 04/07/2009 at 6:07am - misc - by Powerfool (man) - United States (Virginia)
Today, I woke up and it was Monday. FML
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On 01/26/2009 at 9:58am - misc - by buddy - United States (Michigan)
Today, I got bored and decided to try World Of Warcraft. FML
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On 01/22/2009 at 10:14am - misc - by insearch4i - United States (Arizona)
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