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noobisdumb
  • Town/Country : Chesterfield, United States
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 3 August 1993 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 451
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About noobisdumb : I'm Terry. I'm the vocalist in a band that performs poorly. I also play guitar, bass and drums. I do that poorly as well.

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Today, I broke my leg while trying to show my friend how I broke my other leg. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17377) - you deserved it (47463)

On 08/02/2011 at 10:17am - health - by chinchilla4404 (woman) - United States

Today, it's the third day since my mum quit smoking, and I realised that her health-drive is having a negative effect on my own health when she bitch slapped me down the stairs because she didn't get a joke I told her. FML

#12449255 (133)

I agree, your life sucks (24624) - you deserved it (2690)

On 08/11/2010 at 5:19am - health - by Thepunchline (man) - United Kingdom (Cheshire)

Today, I flew a toy airplane into my face. FML

#11848419 (86)

I agree, your life sucks (7824) - you deserved it (25323)

On 07/13/2010 at 9:41am - health - by E or - United States (Oregon)

Today, in math class, I had the urge to fart. I had the bright idea that if I dropped my textbook and farted at the same time, nobody would hear it. I dropped my textbook, everyone looked at me, then I farted. Loudly. FML

#11389778 (262)

I agree, your life sucks (13807) - you deserved it (41669)

On 06/22/2010 at 9:41pm - health - by fartwoman - United States (California)

Today, my wife changed her facebook status from "married" to "widowed". I'm scared. FML

#10920381 (398)

I agree, your life sucks (53306) - you deserved it (3391)

On 06/02/2010 at 2:17pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I slipped on a patch of ice and fell. I would have fallen straight onto my ass, but thankfully my testicles broke my fall. FML

#7143279 (143)

I agree, your life sucks (28929) - you deserved it (1917)

On 01/04/2010 at 8:34am - health - by Soresack (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I saw the blueprints for my family's new house. My room is half the size of the room next to it. The room next to it is my step mom's walk-in closet. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (122906) - you deserved it (5521)

On 04/07/2009 at 6:07am - misc - by Powerfool (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I woke up and it was Monday. FML

#2635 (122)

I agree, your life sucks (27892) - you deserved it (6362)

On 01/26/2009 at 9:58am - misc - by buddy - United States (Michigan)

Today, I got bored and decided to try World Of Warcraft. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9527) - you deserved it (15952)

On 01/22/2009 at 10:14am - misc - by insearch4i - United States (Arizona)



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