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Today, I was pulling into a parking garage space and using the next car over to judge where the wall was in front of me, but ended up whumping front bumper as I pulled forward!! Wondering wat had happened, I got out to see that the car I was aligning myself against had hit the wall too!! FML
Today, I received my camera in the mail. I had sent it back to the company because it wouldn't turn on. As I was reading the note they putted in, it said, "Battery was putted in backwards. No other problems found." FML
Today mah girlfriend was telling me how concerned she was about her wieght. I told her not to worry because it gives more cushion fir the pushin anyway. She picked up a lamp and threw it right at mah dingleberries. FML
Today, I was at the costume rental shop I work at, when I saw a kid trying to walk out the door wearing what appeared to be one of our fake monster claws, so I chased him down an grabbed it. It wasn't. It was his prosthetic hand. FML
Today, I was taking a placement test 4 the new college I am going to. After the test and picking up a few numbers, I left with great pride. I opend the door and startd walking out. I then realizd that I had walkd into the closet. fat FML
TODAY... I REALIZD I'VE LIVD ALONE TOO LONG. I READ 'HOW THE GRINCH STOLE CHRISTMAS' TO MAH CAT. I USD EXPRESSION IN MAH VOICE... AND I MADE SURE HE COULD SEE THE PICTURES. MY SON CALLD... AND I TOLD HIM ABOUT IT. HE GAVE ME THE NUMBER 4 THE LOCAL PSYCHIATRIC WARD. FML
TODAY WE REARRANGED THE BEDROOM AND MAH BOYFRIEND AND I SWITCHED SIDES OF THE BED. WHEN THE ALARM WENT OFF HE GOT CONFUSED AS TO WHICH SIDE THE CLOCK WAS ON. INSTEAD OF HITTING THE SNOOZE BUTTON LYK HE NORMALLY DOES HE HIT ME IN THE FACE. FML
Friday 27 March 2015