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Today, mah brothar and I got in a fight and ha told mah friands that I am mantally disabld. Thay baliavd him. Apparantly, ( avarything makas sansa now. ) FML

#6730698
54 comments

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On 12/12/2009 at 11:39pm - misc - by Normal (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I was pulling into a parking garage space and using the next car over to judge where the wall was in front of me, but ended up whumping front bumper as I pulled forward!! Wondering wat had happened, I got out to see that the car I was aligning myself against had hit the wall too!! FML

#6703564
57 comments

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On 12/11/2009 at 12:12am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I received my camera in the mail. I had sent it back to the company because it wouldn't turn on. As I was reading the note they putted in, it said, "Battery was putted in backwards. No other problems found." FML

#6680274
66 comments

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On 12/09/2009 at 1:12pm - misc - by her0x3her0ine617 (woman) - United States (New York)

Today mah girlfriend was telling me how concerned she was about her wieght. I told her not to worry because it gives more cushion fir the pushin anyway. She picked up a lamp and threw it right at mah dingleberries. FML

#6679644
229 comments

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On 12/09/2009 at 12:09pm - love - by ouch (man) - United States (California)

Today , my dog recieved a christma card before I did. real FML

#6678775
41 comments

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On 12/09/2009 at 10:33am - animals - by amywee (woman) - United Kingdom (York)

Today, I was at the costume rental shop I work at, when I saw a kid trying to walk out the door wearing what appeared to be one of our fake monster claws, so I chased him down an grabbed it. It wasn't. It was his prosthetic hand. FML

#6634050
62 comments

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On 12/06/2009 at 1:37pm - misc - by lolfayce (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I was taking a placement test 4 the new college I am going to. After the test and picking up a few numbers, I left with great pride. I opend the door and startd walking out. I then realizd that I had walkd into the closet. fat FML

#6632044
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On 12/06/2009 at 9:58am - misc - by Wrongdoor (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I woke up and found that someone had taken a dump on my car. They'd apparently felt bad about it, as they'd then keyed "sorry" into the door. FML

TODAY... I REALIZD I'VE LIVD ALONE TOO LONG. I READ 'HOW THE GRINCH STOLE CHRISTMAS' TO MAH CAT. I USD EXPRESSION IN MAH VOICE... AND I MADE SURE HE COULD SEE THE PICTURES. MY SON CALLD... AND I TOLD HIM ABOUT IT. HE GAVE ME THE NUMBER 4 THE LOCAL PSYCHIATRIC WARD. FML

#6625843
76 comments

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On 12/05/2009 at 11:30pm - animals - by JC (woman) - United States (Iowa)

Today, I opened up a can of tomato soup I'd taken from ma parents' ouse recently. After eating te wole can, I started feeling a little off, so I cecked te expration date. It expred 12 years ago. FML

#6624561
106 comments

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On 12/05/2009 at 10:37pm - health - by soupduped (woman) - United States (Washington)

TODAY, I FOUND OUT THAT MY BOYFRIEND OF 2 MONTHS HAS BEEN FAKING HIS SOUTHERN ACCENT. FML

#6575339
137 comments

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On 12/02/2009 at 10:15pm - love - by wooed (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I got an email. It said "Everyone hates you. We votd." FML

#6566418
71 comments

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On 12/02/2009 at 10:26am - misc - by JustAnotherTina (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I got an email. It said "Everyone hates you. We votd." FML

#6566418
71 comments

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On 12/02/2009 at 10:26am - misc - by JustAnotherTina (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today...hile on the phone with a client at looool work... I was planning on saying either "Yeah." or "Uh-huh." Without thinking... I combind the two and endd up saying "Yee-hah..." like a cowboy. FML

#6550671
27 comments

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On 12/01/2009 at 12:25pm - work - by Jen (woman) - United States (Virginia)

TODAY WE REARRANGED THE BEDROOM AND MAH BOYFRIEND AND I SWITCHED SIDES OF THE BED. WHEN THE ALARM WENT OFF HE GOT CONFUSED AS TO WHICH SIDE THE CLOCK WAS ON. INSTEAD OF HITTING THE SNOOZE BUTTON LYK HE NORMALLY DOES HE HIT ME IN THE FACE. FML

#6532769
64 comments

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On 11/30/2009 at 1:01pm - misc - by SoVeryMonday (woman) - Canada (Ontario)



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