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Today, my girlfriend accused me of not having any friends. So I sent out a mass text saying "Hey, what's up?" to prove her wrong. I didn't get any replies. FML

#7176423
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22952) - you deserved it (6614)

On 01/06/2010 at 2:25am - misc - by Nox (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I realized that the only time my girlfriend ever calls me is when she's drunk. FML

#7175057
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23128) - you deserved it (3894)

On 01/06/2010 at 12:53am - love - by drunkdial - Sent from mobile version

Today, I had to look up how to eat a mango on the internet. FML

#7021786
23 comments

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On 12/29/2009 at 9:10pm - misc - by mylifeissad (woman) - United States (Maine)

Today, was very chilly. My little sister felt sorry for my two goldfish swimming in the cold water. She decided to put them in hot water. They died. FML

#7010356
88 comments

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On 12/29/2009 at 5:57am - animals - by PoachedFish (woman) - Lebanon (Beyrouth)

Today, I crossed a one-way street after looking for oncoming traffic only to be hit by a car driving in reverse. FML

#6975608
70 comments

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On 12/27/2009 at 3:48pm - misc - by Davios - United States

Today, I was in bed with my cat on my lap. No one was around, so I felt comfortable enough to let out a huge fart. What I didn't expect was my cat jumping up and then clawing and biting my crotch. FML

#6971032
87 comments

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On 12/27/2009 at 8:04am - animals - by axwound (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, Facebook told me I should reconnect with my husband. FML

#6967359
46 comments

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On 12/27/2009 at 1:30am - love - by reconnect (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I woke up to an unfamiliar male face right beside mine. I flipped out fell of my 4 foot raised bed and got a concussion. Who, you may ask, was in my bed? My Robert Pattinson pillowcase. FML

#6963425
270 comments

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On 12/26/2009 at 10:09pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my ex-boyfriend got high and decided to text all our friends and family the crazy stories about us. He was even nice enough to include pictures. I hear a nude one made it to my Dad. FML

#6961000
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21267) - you deserved it (10566)

On 12/26/2009 at 7:37pm - love - by blahppl14 (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, my mother informed me that I am not allowed to drive in snow. I live in Minnesota. FML

#6958712
117 comments

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On 12/26/2009 at 4:45pm - misc - by Snow (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I had a mental breakdown after going through severe depression for several years. I told my boyfriend that everybody thinks I'm useless, to which he replied, "No you're not. You cook me good dinners." FML

#6850424
79 comments

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On 12/20/2009 at 5:40pm - health - by Suicidal (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I called my boyfriend upset because my best friend has begun stripping to pay for school. His response was, "Where and what time does she work?" FML

#6765216
121 comments

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On 12/15/2009 at 4:49pm - love - by notcool (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, while at work, I was asked if I wanted to leave early. I said no and let my co-worker go instead. Two hours later, I was punched in the face by one of my patients with absolutely no warning or provocation. FML

#6764357
41 comments

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On 12/15/2009 at 1:04pm - work - by psychworker - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I texted a somewhat overweight girl I wanted to hook up with and asked her "Have you been dating anyone lately?" Unfortunately with predictive text, "dating" came out as "eating". I didn't realize it till after it sent. FML

#6761205
131 comments

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On 12/15/2009 at 3:32am - love - by Proof-Reader (man) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend asked me why girls don't have armpit hair. FML

#6758302
122 comments

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On 12/14/2009 at 11:16pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)



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