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Today, at work, I noticed a spider on a female co-worker's shirt. I gently brushed it off. She accused me of sexual harassment. FML

Today, My friend and I were stopped at a red light while it was pouring rain. We heard a screeching noise off in the distance and thought, "Hope someone doesn't get hit." Someone did get hit. We did. From behind. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (46755) - you deserved it (3039)

On 04/11/2009 at 2:38pm - misc - by RainyDay (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I went out to eat with some friends. They picked a table that wasn't big enough for all of us. I had to sit in the booth behind them. Alone. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (68609) - you deserved it (4242)

On 04/10/2009 at 5:39pm - misc - by yum. - United States (Illinois)

Today, while lying next to me, my boyfriend smiled and told me, "I really like your eyes. They're pretty." He paused and then finished with, "They really help your face." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (50709) - you deserved it (3582)

On 04/10/2009 at 1:13pm - love - by ruvru - United States (Michigan)



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