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Today, I was walking with my girlfriend of a year and a half on the beach. Everything was fine until she saw a plane with a banner behind it saying "Cassie, will you marry me?" She said yes. I didn't order a plane. FML

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On 03/16/2010 at 12:50am - love - by ManInTrouble - United States (California)

Today, I was in a movie when my boyfriend sent out a mass text saying that he'd just lost his virginity. FML

#9104990
254 comments

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On 03/15/2010 at 3:34pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Nevada)

Today, I realized that not only am I still an unpublished author, but I can't even get an FML posted after submitting several in the last year. FML

#9042400
127 comments

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On 03/13/2010 at 8:43am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. He suddenly pulls away, and goes, 'OMNOMNOMNOM' then continues kissing me. FML

#8938821
177 comments

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On 03/09/2010 at 1:43am - love - by anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, a really hot guy smacked my ass. I farted. FML

#8751188
401 comments

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On 03/01/2010 at 5:04pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I learnt that if you accidentally sit on a hamster, instead of dying, it bites your testicles. FML

#8742333
208 comments

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On 03/01/2010 at 4:13am - animals - by ItHurtsLIkeHell (man) - Malaysia (Pulau Pinang)

Today, I missed points on a math quiz because I thought 2 times 5 was 20. I'm a math major. FML

#8663559
170 comments

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On 02/26/2010 at 12:57pm - misc - by mathhhh (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my dog farted. Immediately, he turned around to sniff his stink then furiously licked his butthole. He then licked my nose. FML

#8658906
108 comments

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On 02/26/2010 at 6:13am - animals - by aaalias34 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, a friend of mine sent me a message saying, "Man, I am so sorry but we were both really drunk and I swear it didn't mean anything." FML

#8654882
103 comments

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On 02/26/2010 at 12:07am - misc - by single now - United States

Today, a friend of mine sent me a message saying, "Man, I am so sorry but we were both really drunk and I swear it didn't mean anything." FML

#8654882
103 comments

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On 02/26/2010 at 12:07am - misc - by single now - United States

Today, a friend of mine sent me a message saying, "Man, I am so sorry but we were both really drunk and I swear it didn't mean anything." FML

#8654882
103 comments

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On 02/26/2010 at 12:07am - misc - by single now - United States

Today, a friend of mine commented that I "have a lot of confidence for a fat girl". Ummm... thanks? FML

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98 comments

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On 02/24/2010 at 8:26pm - misc - by Jill - Sent from mobile version

Today, my dog farted next to my CPAP sleep/breathing machine. The machine sucked up her fart, compressed it, and promptly injected it up both of my nostrils. FML

#8202300
203 comments

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On 02/13/2010 at 11:08am - animals - by Dog fart - United States

Today, I was working when an older lady came up to buy a coffee. Her son cried for a cup of whipped cream to snack on. She shook her head, silently telling me to say no. I said we were out. The mother took her drink and said, "I'm sorry honey, but the mean man said you couldn't have any." FML

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197 comments

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On 02/09/2010 at 10:32pm - work - by nichaneely (man) - United States (Tennessee)



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