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  • Town/Country : St. Petersburg, FL
  • Title : Mister
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Today, I asked my girlfriend if she had ever broken up with anyone. She said, "Yes. You." and walked off. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (47419) - you deserved it (5827)

On 08/12/2013 at 12:49am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, my 14-year-old daughter convinced my son that when he was born, he was actually born as a girl, but we wanted a boy so bad we had his gender changed. Now he wants to change back to a girl because now he doesn't feel right as a boy. Last year, she got her other brother to cross dress. FML

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On 08/11/2013 at 8:58pm - kids - by mydaughterisdisturbed - United States (Indiana)

Today, my mother-in-law yelled from across the house for me to come quickly. She sounded frantic, so I rushed and asked what was wrong. She said, "Nothing." and that she just wanted to remind me that she hates my guts. She'll be living here with me and my wife for the next two months. FML

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On 08/10/2013 at 5:30pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Birmingham)



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