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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 28 August 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 633
  • Number of comments : 69
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About nolarboot : I'm just a typical guy, really. Or am I atypical? I'm not sure yet.

Anyway, I guess I'll follow the cool kids and make a list of people whose comments I enjoy. But not yet. :)

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nolarboot's favorite FMLs

Today, my Dad's banjo arrived, as part of his mid-life crisis. It would be fine if he could play it but unfortunately he's tone deaf. He hasn't stopped playing it for the last 4 hours. FML

#17927244
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22646) - you deserved it (2254)

On 10/07/2011 at 11:09am - misc - by anonymous - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I was pulled over by the police. The cop was my ex-boyfriend. He had no legitimate reason to pull me over, so he thoroughly checked my car. He gave me a defect notice and a fine. What for? A broken door lock, on my rear passenger door. FML

#17927232
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30555) - you deserved it (3945)

On 10/07/2011 at 11:07am - misc - by jkass - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my younger brother brought home his new bagpipes. My older brother plays the drums. I'm currently preparing to sit the most important exams of my schooling life. FML

#17869851
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22239) - you deserved it (2018)

On 09/30/2011 at 8:52am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my mother followed me to work to see what I got up to. I'm a fitness instructor in a ground floor gym that has big windows overlooking the street. She stood outside and waved at me for half an hour, while I tried to concentrate on teaching a visibly amused class. FML

#17836220
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21608) - you deserved it (1952)

On 09/26/2011 at 12:28am - work - by Username - United States (Illinois)

Today, I will be sleeping in my aunt and uncle's living room. It is 90 degrees. There is an air conditioner but if you turn it on, the raccoons living in the wall will get pissed off and try to claw through the wall. Only five more nights sweating my balls off or imagining racoons having angry sex. FML

Today, I was so lonely, I tried to hold hands with plastic "horror hand" I bought for Halloween. FML

#17734152
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22812) - you deserved it (8179)

On 09/13/2011 at 2:11am - love - by Penkkis (woman) - Finland (Lapland)

Today, I realized that the place that my brothers and I would find soggy balloons and blow them up when we were younger is where the prostitutes take their clients. We were blowing up used condoms for a good part of our childhood. FML

#17727595
391 comments

I agree, your life sucks (85226) - you deserved it (13072)

On 09/12/2011 at 12:15pm - intimacy - by IbetIgotAIDS (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I went to interview with potential new roommates at a cooperative living house. I decided to bake cookies for everyone, and while touring the house, I forgot about the cookies and set off a small oven fire. All this after professing how responsible I am. FML

#17716770
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18677) - you deserved it (12114)

On 09/11/2011 at 1:58am - misc - by dangit (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I asked the girl I like to send me 'yummy pictures.' I got a picture of cheesecake. FML

#17213168
370 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10375) - you deserved it (94117)

On 07/22/2011 at 2:29am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, an argument broke out between me, my girlfriend, and her sister. They were trying to convince me that not only were fairies real, but there were "scientific facts" that "prove" their existence. My girlfriend's 20 and her sister teaches primary school. FML

#17148663
213 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28354) - you deserved it (4019)

On 07/17/2011 at 12:01pm - misc - by Fairymyass (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I walked into the kitchen and accidentally broke my mother's vase. I said, "Accidents happen." She replied, "Yeah, like your birth." FML

#234028
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (94799) - you deserved it (18597)

On 03/07/2009 at 1:15pm - misc - by Cody (man) - United States (Texas)



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