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nivek2120
  • Town/Country : Los Angeles, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 11 April 1988 (26 years)
  • Number of visits : 173
  • Number of comments : 75
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

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Today, my boyfriend discovered that I fart when I'm tickled enough. The best part was when he decided to show his family. FML

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113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27693) - you deserved it (2995)

On 11/30/2011 at 12:55pm - misc - by Madi - United States (California)

Today, my husband asked me if I was really pregnant or if I was just smuggling cheeseburgers. I'm now referred to as "the hamburgler." I'm only 5 months pregnant. FML

#18393059
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25822) - you deserved it (3211)

On 11/30/2011 at 9:57am - love - by preggers - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my fiancé insists that instead of kissing at the crucial moment of our wedding ceremony, we should give each other a high five. FML

#18392410
202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33650) - you deserved it (4343)

On 11/30/2011 at 6:17am - love - by no low five (woman) - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I decided to try something new. I ended up tied to the bed, and my girlfriend discovered how ticklish I am. Worst 3 hours of my life. FML

#18391386
145 comments

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On 11/30/2011 at 1:43am - intimacy - by me - Canada (Saskatchewan)

Today, at my job as a waitress, I fell, landed on my ass, managing not to spill the drinks or drop the food in my hands. A little boy yelled "NINJA WAITRESS!" Every one at work has been calling me that all day, and purposely been trying to trip me to see if I could do it again. FML

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On 11/30/2011 at 12:39am - work - by immy504 - United States (Louisiana)



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