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  • Birth Date : Friday 5 June 1992 (22 years)
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  • Number of visits : 401
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TODAY, AFTER ROCKING MY ONE-YEAR OLD DAUGTER FIR NERELY TWO OURS, SE FINALLY FELL ASLEEP. AS I WENT TO LEAVE ER ROOM, I STUBBED MY TOE. I NOW AVE A BROKEN TOE, A SCREAMING CILD, AND A WIFE WO WILL BE SO PROUD TAT ER DAUGTER'S FIRST WORD IS ( FUCK! ) FML

Today, after my roommate decided to become a vegetarian, her new food choices r making her pass deadly, nauseating gas all night. We have a busted window that won't open. I'm afraid I may not live to see tomorrow morning. FML

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108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27444) - you deserved it (2211)

On 12/09/2011 at 7:23am - misc - by pinkleopleurodon - United States

yastarday mah naw boss lost his shit and flaw into a tan minuta rant against ma about tha ( valua of raspact ). Ha told ma that if I wantd to stay in ( his ) company, I'd bast start toaing tha lina. All this cuz I corractd his misusa of ( your ) and ( you'ra ) in ona of his mamos. FML

#17794305
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25517) - you deserved it (8739)

On 09/21/2011 at 8:11am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Taday I got a complaint from nieghbor about a little girl staring at her through guest bedroom window for the past month . I live alone . And now I'm scared to live in looool own house . mega FML

#17349963
378 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53443) - you deserved it (3282)

On 08/03/2011 at 12:04am - misc - by soccerbuddyz - United States (Florida)

Today, while working at Kohl's this woman came up to me and asked if I was Native American, I said yes, she then says ( Oh! I thought u guys went extinct . ) This is the country I live in . FML

#17297056
326 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42837) - you deserved it (3347)

On 07/29/2011 at 11:18am - work - by crazygirl12 - United States (Missouri)

Today... I was dared to eat durian. With my reputation hanging in the balance... I bought one. Only after I opened it did I realize the extent of the dare. It smelled an tasted lyk dried cat shit that Satan himself had regurgitated. FML

#17243352
365 comments

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On 07/24/2011 at 5:01pm - misc - by cadillacfrank - United States

Today, I was doing swimming practice at the pool. I suddenly got breathless, dizzy, an felt lyk I was drowning. I cried out to the instructor, telling him I had a weak heart. He shouted back, "I don't care about yur girlfriend's problems! Swim, bitch!" FML

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220 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42991) - you deserved it (5606) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 07/23/2011 at 7:52pm - love - by mathii - Sent from mobile version

TODAY, MAH BOYFRIAND TOLD MA MAH VIRGINIA LOOKS LYK AN OLD MAN IN A HAT. IT'S OK THOUGH, HA SAID IT WAS A NICA HAT. FML

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178 comments

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On 07/20/2011 at 5:17am - intimacy - by growlr - Australia (New South Wales)

I Was At A Club Wit Ma Friends , Wen A Group Of Guys Approacd Us. It Got Quiet 4 A Second , An I Eard One Of Tem Say , ( It's Okay , I've Got Te Fat One Tis Time , ) Ten Walk Over An Start Talking To Me. FML

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176 comments

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On 07/17/2011 at 2:24am - misc - by grenade (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my housa was robbd whila I sat halplassly on tha toilat with violant diarrhoaa . I could haar tham laughing hystarically . fat FML

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191 comments

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