Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

niplipsip

Search for a member

niplipsip

0Liked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Friday 5 June 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 329
  • Number of comments : 98
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About niplipsip : Name's Amber.
...Anything else?

niplipsip's page activity

Visits<b>Cherhorowitz</b> - the 04/30/2014 at 5:28am<b>jeffandjeff</b> - the 08/13/2013 at 3:57pm<b>csettle</b> - the 08/07/2013 at 3:23am<b>swick25</b> - the 07/15/2013 at 10:00am<b>shanerichnew</b> - the 06/09/2013 at 11:26pm<b>ilovesuju</b> - the 05/31/2012 at 3:28pm<b>kitties</b> - the 02/21/2012 at 4:05pm<b>raphanne</b> - the 08/08/2011 at 4:09pm<b>FarSide</b> - the 07/07/2011 at 11:13pm

niplipsip's FML badges

50 quality responses

Clicking reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried is even better.

I agree, their lives suck

200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.

Hard at Work

Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

See all of niplipsip's badges

niplipsip's favorite FMLs

Today, after rocking my one-year old daughter for nearly two hours, she finally fell asleep. As I went to leave her room, I stubbed my toe. I now have a broken toe, a screaming child, and a wife who will be so proud that her daughter's first word is "FUCK!" FML

#18531059
175 comments

Today, after my roommate decided to become a vegetarian, her new food choices are making her pass deadly, nauseating gas all night. We have a busted window that won't open. I'm afraid I may not live to see tomorrow morning. FML

#18467127
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26568) - you deserved it (2150)

On 12/09/2011 at 7:23am - misc - by pinkleopleurodon - United States

Today, my new boss lost his shit and flew into a ten minute rant against me about the "value of respect". He told me that if I wanted to stay in "his" company, I'd best start toeing the line. All this because I corrected his misuse of "your" and "you're" in one of his memos. FML

#17794305
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23683) - you deserved it (8434)

On 09/21/2011 at 8:11am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I got a complaint from my neighbor about a little girl staring at her through my guest bedroom window for the past month. I live alone. And now I'm scared to live in my own house. FML

#17349963
376 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53101) - you deserved it (3266)

On 08/03/2011 at 12:04am - misc - by soccerbuddyz - United States (Florida)

Today, while working at Kohl's this woman came up to me and asked if I was Native American, I said yes, she then says "Oh! I thought you guys went extinct." This is the country I live in. FML

#17297056
324 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42521) - you deserved it (3329)

On 07/29/2011 at 11:18am - work - by crazygirl12 - United States (Missouri)

Today, I was dared to eat durian. With my reputation hanging in the balance, I bought one. Only after I opened it did I realize the extent of the dare. It smelled and tasted like dried cat shit that Satan himself had regurgitated. FML

#17243352
364 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10387) - you deserved it (31999)

On 07/24/2011 at 5:01pm - misc - by cadillacfrank - United States

Today, I was doing swimming practice at the pool. I suddenly got breathless, dizzy, and felt like I was drowning. I cried out to the instructor, telling him I had a weak heart. He shouted back, "I don't care about your girlfriend's problems! Swim, bitch!" FML

#17233165
218 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41466) - you deserved it (5482) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 07/23/2011 at 7:52pm - love - by mathii - Sent from mobile version

Today, my boyfriend told me my vagina looks like an old man in a hat. It's OK though, he said it was a nice hat. FML

#17187875
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37986) - you deserved it (5253)

On 07/20/2011 at 5:17am - intimacy - by growlr - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was at a club with my friends, when a group of guys approached us. It got quiet for a second, and I heard one of them say, "It's okay, I've got the fat one this time," then walk over and start talking to me. FML

#17145151
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32285) - you deserved it (7220)

On 07/17/2011 at 2:24am - misc - by grenade (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my house was robbed while I sat helplessly on the toilet with violent diarrhoea. I could hear them laughing hysterically. FML

#15922476
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49097) - you deserved it (5779)

On 04/25/2011 at 5:39pm - misc - by Mike -



FML's blog

  • FML on vacation #1: Getting there
  • A lot of people will spout off the tired old cliché that the destination isn't as important as the journey itself. Well, what if you're on your way to the Playboy Mansion then?…

Tuesday 22 July 2014

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: