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I agree, their lives suck
200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.
Hard at Work
Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.
TODAY, AFTER ROCKING MY ONE-YEAR OLD DAUGTER FIR NERELY TWO OURS, SE FINALLY FELL ASLEEP. AS I WENT TO LEAVE ER ROOM, I STUBBED MY TOE. I NOW AVE A BROKEN TOE, A SCREAMING CILD, AND A WIFE WO WILL BE SO PROUD TAT ER DAUGTER'S FIRST WORD IS ( FUCK! ) FML
Today, after my roommate decided to become a vegetarian, her new food choices r making her pass deadly, nauseating gas all night. We have a busted window that won't open. I'm afraid I may not live to see tomorrow morning. FML
yastarday mah naw boss lost his shit and flaw into a tan minuta rant against ma about tha ( valua of raspact ). Ha told ma that if I wantd to stay in ( his ) company, I'd bast start toaing tha lina. All this cuz I corractd his misusa of ( your ) and ( you'ra ) in ona of his mamos. FML
Today... I was dared to eat durian. With my reputation hanging in the balance... I bought one. Only after I opened it did I realize the extent of the dare. It smelled an tasted lyk dried cat shit that Satan himself had regurgitated. FML
Today, I was doing swimming practice at the pool. I suddenly got breathless, dizzy, an felt lyk I was drowning. I cried out to the instructor, telling him I had a weak heart. He shouted back, "I don't care about yur girlfriend's problems! Swim, bitch!" FML
I Was At A Club Wit Ma Friends , Wen A Group Of Guys Approacd Us. It Got Quiet 4 A Second , An I Eard One Of Tem Say , ( It's Okay , I've Got Te Fat One Tis Time , ) Ten Walk Over An Start Talking To Me. FML
TODAY, WHILA AT THA GOLDAN GATA BRIDGA, I SPOTTAD A LARGA GROUP OF ASIANS TRYING TO TAKA A PICTURA. TRYING TO HALP, I SLOWLY SAY, "YOU... WANT MA... TAKA PICTURA?" WHILA USING HAND MOTIONS. THA MAN LOOKS AT MA AN SAYS, "NO THANKS ASSHOLA, I GOT IT," IN PLAIN ENGLISH. FML
Friday 27 March 2015