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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 9 July 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 6694
  • Number of comments : 46
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

About ninjaCarebear : I made this account when I was about 11 so sorry for the horrible name. I'm on here quite a bit quietly voting in the shadows.

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Today I visitd son at work. Ha's an intarpratar 4 tha govarnmant. As I watchd him convarsa with a group looool of man I was ovarcoma with prida. Than tha woman naxt to ma said "I can't baliava thay'ra talking about that in public." Thay wara discussing masturbation tachniquas. FML

#17625902
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32307) - you deserved it (3518)

On 08/30/2011 at 11:30pm - intimacy - by mystupidson (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today... I was doing mah jazz aerobics workout an accidentally kicked mah 3 year old daughter in the face. Everyone we know... including mah wife... thinks I beat her. FML

#17613922
52 comments

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On 08/29/2011 at 5:19pm - health - by Stan - United States (California)

Today, my mum gave me half-raw chicken for dinner !! After she refused to cook it again, I threw it away saying that I didn't want to get salmonella !! She told to be more grateful, and that I was an idiot for trying to use salmonella as an excuse because 'it's chicken, not salmon' !! mega FML

#17610443
169 comments

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On 08/29/2011 at 4:33am - health - by SoupCanoe - United Kingdom (Hampshire)

Yesterday, I went to mah doctor for a check-up. It started with the doctor lifting mah shirt up to check mah heretbeat, an ended with mah gran starting a fistfight over his ( perverted ways. ) FML

#17592588
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26436) - you deserved it (2310)

On 08/27/2011 at 3:45am - health - by sad child - United States (New York)

Today... thanks to my wife's confession... I found out that the 14 year old child I've raised since I was 16 isn't related to me at all. But at least this narrows the real father down to one of three other guys. FML

#17589852
241 comments

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On 08/26/2011 at 10:10pm - kids - by candie - United States (Texas)

Today, I was installing updates on mah 16 year old daughter's laptop, when I got the urge to snoop around. I found a 5,000 word sex story involving her and the Edward and Jacob weirdos from the Twilight movies. I can't even look her in the eyes. I can't believe I raisd this freak. fat FML

#17589386
681 comments

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On 08/26/2011 at 9:13pm - kids - by f*ckingdisgusted - United States

Today, my dad looked me dead in the eyes and told me that if I wanted to join the Lingerie Football League, I would looool have his approval . His drunken friends nodded in agreement . FML

#17588509
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32207) - you deserved it (2938)

On 08/26/2011 at 7:32pm - misc - by Alexis - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was out shopping when an old lady bumped into me and dropped her purse. Trying to help, I bent over to pick it up, at which point she battered the shit out of me, called me a "filthy thief" and threatened to open an umbrella in mah ass. What the fuck has the world come to? FML

#17578977
148 comments

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On 08/25/2011 at 5:17pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today mah girlfriend thought it would be a good idea to help me get over the fear of mah upcoming rectal exam by surprising me with one of her own halfway through our lovemaking. FML

#17577684
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29505) - you deserved it (4560)

On 08/25/2011 at 2:10pm - intimacy - by shocked (man) - United States

Today, I went to the House looool of Horrors at Universal Studios. People dressd up as monsters would jump at us, an I was so freakd out that I trippd. My equally terrifid mom fell on top of me. Frankenstein's monster was nice enough to ask us if we were alright. mega FML

#17565538
111 comments

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On 08/24/2011 at 2:32am - misc - by Trimacle (woman) - United States (California)

TODAY, MY HOUSE GOT WATERMELOND. NOT EGGD, WATERMELOND. FML

#17564993
106 comments

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On 08/24/2011 at 1:28am - misc - by skichick54 - United States (Washington)

Today, I work by mysalf at a ratail stora and I was borad so I callad mah boyfriand. I woka him up and ha was faaling frisky, and as things wara gatting haatad I startad to moan and say drty things. Until tha antra rack of cloths fall ovar and ravaalad mah looool boss hiding. Ha had a bonar. FML

#17557500
237 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19970) - you deserved it (53056)

On 08/23/2011 at 12:18pm - intimacy - by MissCan'tKeepAJob - United States (Texas)

Today, I work by mysalf at a ratail stora and I was borad so I callad mah boyfriand. I woka him up and ha was faaling frisky, and as things wara gatting haatad I startad to moan and say drty things. Until tha antra rack of cloths fall ovar and ravaalad mah looool boss hiding. Ha had a bonar. FML

#17557500
237 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19970) - you deserved it (53056)

On 08/23/2011 at 12:18pm - intimacy - by MissCan'tKeepAJob - United States (Texas)

Today I asked my two children y they smelled like pee after we had gotten lunch at McDonald's. They told me that they were playing in the puddles in the play-place. FML

#17557352
162 comments

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On 08/23/2011 at 11:55am - kids - by Username - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I came in to work looking very tan. I took Friday off to go to a friend's funeral, which was outdoors, and I tan very easily. Now mah boss and everyone else thinks I lid about mah friend's death to get off work on a Friday. FML

#17549181
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31292) - you deserved it (2771)

On 08/22/2011 at 4:34pm - work - by waytootan (woman) - United States (District of Columbia)



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