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Hard at Work
Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
Judgmental
You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.
Today, I came home from work to find my computer smashed into a hundred pieces. My dad threw it at my mom because they were having a fight and my computer was the closest thing to throw. He refuses to fix it. FML
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On 05/31/2011 at 12:44pm - money - by Taurus_ChicKa (woman) - United States (Kansas)
Today, my daughter called for me to come into the bathroom. Turns out the tummy ache she'd been complaining of was actually parasites in her digestive tract. I could swear they were looking at me from the toilet. FML
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On 05/31/2011 at 8:44am - health - by mrsekko - United States
Today, I'm too sunburned to masturbate. Now I have nothing to do. FML
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On 05/31/2011 at 7:21am - intimacy - by Anonymous -
Today, I'm too sunburned to masturbate. Now I have nothing to do. FML
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On 05/31/2011 at 7:21am - intimacy - by Anonymous -
Today, while at work, a rather large woman came in and ordered a cheeseburger. When asking if she would like to supersize it, she took her purse, smacked me, and told me she wasn't fat, and how rude I was for calling her supersized. I was just doing my job. FML
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On 05/31/2011 at 2:49am - work - by Me - United States (Arizona)
Today, my girlfriend told me how she loves when I kiss her out of the blue. I don't have the heart to admit I only do it so I can get some peace and quiet for a few seconds. FML
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On 05/31/2011 at 12:51am - love - by romantic84 (man) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me while I was driving her to a surprise party where I was going to propose. FML
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On 05/30/2011 at 10:58pm - love - by efff my life. - Canada (Ontario)
Today, it was the last day of school. My students shared what they thought of me. Expecting to hear wonderful things, all of their complaints can be summed up in a few words: I'm a liar, a killer of dreams, I need to grow up, and I was a big disappointment to them. I'm a first-year teacher. FML
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On 05/30/2011 at 9:59pm - work - by sashimieater - United States (Mississippi)
Today, I finally found out what that weird smell in my apartment was. My ex-boyfriend had been breaking into my apartment and hiding rotting fruit all over the place. I found this out when a ceiling panel fell and a swarm of fruit flies attacked me. FML
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On 05/30/2011 at 8:33pm - animals - by thiswouldonlyhappentome (woman) - Aruba
Today, I finally convinced my girlfriend to let me give her a foot massage after she had a long day at work. Halfway thorough, she fell asleep. Wanting to see how ticklish she actually was, I started to tickle her feet. She then kicked me straight in the nuts whilst sleeping. FML
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On 05/30/2011 at 3:15pm - love - by anon80214 (man) - United States (Indiana)
Today, I accidentally said, "Yes, Sir." to my female teacher. I then apologized by saying, "Sorry, Sir." FML
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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because of something I said 2 years ago, as a joke. I guess she took a while to get it. FML
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On 05/29/2011 at 12:41am - love - by Username - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I witnessed the miracle of life. More specifically, my cat giving birth on my bed at four in the morning. FML
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On 05/26/2011 at 5:03pm - animals - by KittenTime (woman) - United Kingdom (Manchester)
Today, both of the roads leading to my small town were washed out by rising flood waters. I now live on an island in the middle of Wyoming. FML
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On 05/26/2011 at 1:54pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Wyoming)
Today, I found out my mom intentionally puts extra butter and oil in the food she cooks for me because she wants me to be fatter than her. FML
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On 05/26/2011 at 10:24am - health - by fatteningmeup (woman) - United States
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