About Ninjacarebear
I made this account when I was about 11 so sorry for the horrible name. I'm on here quite a bit quietly voting in the shadows.
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Ninjacarebear's favorite FMLs

Today, I had a sexy dream, woke up and started to masturbate quite vigorously. When I finished, I hopped off the top bunk naked to see my brother and his girlfriend laying in the bottom bunk. FML

By thermos - / Tuesday 3 February 2009 23:47 / United States

Today, my sister ran into my room unannounced while I was on webcam with a potential employer. Before I could react, she looked at my screen, said "Damn, he's fucking hot." and flashed him. FML

By justno / Sunday 29 June 2014 00:26 / Canada - Mississauga

Today, while being high for the first time after getting my wisdom teeth pulled, I called my dental assistant pretty before leaving, and then shouted, "I NEED TO POOP!" to the whole office. FML

By Madridsta / Saturday 28 June 2014 06:28 / United States - Rialto

Today, I got the same feeling in my chest when I orgasmed as when I hit a hard section in Guitar Hero. FML

By massachusettsan - / Wednesday 25 June 2014 00:07 / United States - Monomoy Island

Today, I found out that the loving nickname my Chinese mother has been calling me my entire life essentially translates to "little retard". FML

By Anonymous / Monday 23 June 2014 19:52 / United States