About ninjaCarebear : I made this account when I was about 11 so sorry for the horrible name guys.
Hard at Work
Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.
Who’s the fairest of them all?
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Judgmental
You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.
Today, while driving with my three year old, I was showing her the different kinds of birds. I pointed out a bright red cardinal perched in a row of hedges. She squealed as it took flight, so happy to see such a brightly colored birdie fly. Until it hit my windshield. FML
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On 06/05/2011 at 9:44pm - kids - by Whoops (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, I went to my high school reunion. I was super excited to see what everyone had done in their lives. The nerdy guy I bullied is now a U.S. Marine and already has two deployments in Afghanistan under his belt. He looked at me in his dress blues and said, "I remember you." FML
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On 06/05/2011 at 8:52pm - misc - by kringr (man) - United States (Texas)
Today, I went to my high school reunion. I was super excited to see what everyone had done in their lives. The nerdy guy I bullied is now a U.S. Marine and already has two deployments in Afghanistan under his belt. He looked at me in his dress blues and said, "I remember you." FML
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On 06/05/2011 at 8:52pm - misc - by kringr (man) - United States (Texas)
Today, I bought a dog to make me feel less lonely. He ran away. FML
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On 06/05/2011 at 8:23am - love - by Loveless - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I thought it would be hot if I sent my boyfriend kinky message. He didn't reply so I sent a few more. 10 minutes later I got a reply saying, "Honey, this is his mom and you should be a little less desperate." FML
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On 06/05/2011 at 3:23am - intimacy - by yup - United States (Washington)
Today, my friend pushed me into the swimming pool. Unfortunately, we were eight feet away from the actual pool, so I face-planted and rolled in. FML
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On 06/05/2011 at 3:00am - misc - by kyle - United States (Ohio)
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On 06/05/2011 at 2:48am - intimacy - by e_edge (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, my five year old daughter asked me what a divorce was. When I asked why she wanted to know, she replied with "Daddy wants one. He says you can have me." FML
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On 06/05/2011 at 1:17am - love - by dumped - United States (Utah)
Today, the girl I have a crush on came over to work on a project. My dad rushed into the room we were in, farted, and then ran out giggling. FML
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On 06/05/2011 at 12:14am - love - by longlostkid556 (man) - United States (California)
Today, I learned that if I don't give my mom attention immediately after she calls my name, she will throw a baseball at me. FML
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On 06/04/2011 at 9:10pm - misc - by wooowmom (man) - Canada (Alberta)
Today, I went to the beach with my friends to show off my engagement ring. I fell asleep in the sun and woke up extremely sunburnt to a text from my boyfriend confessing that he's been cheating on me. I gave him the ring back. Now I have its tan line on my finger. FML
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On 06/04/2011 at 8:54pm - love - by Burned - United States
Today, I found out my ex boyfriend's band has become quite popular on YouTube. My friends and sister won't stop singing their songs. Most of them were written after I dumped him, and go on to say how much better off he is without me and how horrible I am. FML
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On 06/04/2011 at 7:35am - love - by guttedgirl (woman) - United Kingdom (Staffordshire)
Today, I ran into my ex-girlfriend from high school at the exact pizza shop we met at where I worked in high school. She broke it off with me after she caught me cheating with her best friend. These days, she's a lawyer who makes six figures a year. I still work at the same pizza shop. FML
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On 06/04/2011 at 5:36am - love - by PizzaBoySwag (man) - United States (California)
Today, at my job as a lifeguard, the kids in the pool decided to start a new game. The game involved spreading out to different parts of the pool and pretending to be drowning at the same time. Whoever was "saved" first, won. FML
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On 06/04/2011 at 2:15am - work - by zain - United States (Texas)
Today, my mom looked through my browser history and saw Chatroulette. She thought I'd gotten into online gambling, and wouldn't believe me when I explained what it really was. After I insisted on showing her, the first chat window to open contained cocks as far as the eye could see. FML
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On 06/03/2011 at 8:41pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States
Monday 17 June 2013
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