About ninjaCarebear : I made this account when I was about 11 so sorry for the horrible name guys.
Hard at Work
Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
Judgmental
You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.
Today, I went down on my boyfriend for the first time. Afterwards, he laid on the bed, silent and naked in the fetal position, I had to sit there stroking his head for an hour. I think I raped my boyfriend. FML
I agree, your life sucks (41113) - you deserved it (5777)
On 12/11/2011 at 6:54am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)
Today, I went to the pool with my new white bathers. I felt really good about myself because everyone was staring at me until this hot guy came up to me and said "Dude, your bathers are see-through. You need to shave!" FML
I agree, your life sucks (21086) - you deserved it (12066)
On 12/11/2011 at 2:23am - misc - by Embarrassed Swimmer (woman) - Australia (Victoria)
Today, I was getting dressed in my bedroom with the blinds open and had nothing covering my top half. I thought my neighbours wouldn't be able to see in through all the trees, that was until I heard someone wolf whistle and one of my neighbours running away. FML
I agree, your life sucks (8247) - you deserved it (19264)
On 12/10/2011 at 8:35pm - misc - by nakedness (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, I was with my boyfriend and we were talking about childhood memories. He told me about a girl he made fun of in middle school. That was me. FML
I agree, your life sucks (30733) - you deserved it (2573)
On 12/10/2011 at 8:03pm - love - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I walked in on my mom, braiding my dad's pubic hair. I don't know what scarred me more; my mom braiding his pubic hair or the fact that his pubic hair is long enough to be braided. FML
I agree, your life sucks (40313) - you deserved it (2612)
On 12/10/2011 at 8:03pm - intimacy - by Joe (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, my creepy, stalker ex-girlfriend was given an anonymous love letter. She's convinced it's from me. FML
I agree, your life sucks (22185) - you deserved it (2127)
On 12/10/2011 at 8:01pm - love - by DJ - United States (Illinois)
Today, my boyfriend forced me to climb out through his window, because he was too embarrassed at the thought of his room-mate finding out I'd spent the night. FML
I agree, your life sucks (23315) - you deserved it (4327)
On 12/10/2011 at 6:56pm - intimacy - by FML - United States
Today, I got my first driving lesson from my dad. We traded seats, I started the car and his entire lesson was, "Go." FML
I agree, your life sucks (18629) - you deserved it (3091)
On 12/10/2011 at 11:45am - misc - by Maggie (woman) - Canada (New Brunswick)
Today, I lost my virginity. Afterwards, he told me that he was only doing this because he wanted to know if he still truly loves his girlfriend. FML
I agree, your life sucks (39577) - you deserved it (10347)
On 12/10/2011 at 7:03am - intimacy - by Anonymousss95 - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)
Today, I wound up cleaning vomit out of the window track of my car at midnight, in the nicest dress I own, after my husband got completely wasted at his office Christmas party. FML
I agree, your life sucks (18102) - you deserved it (2091)
On 12/10/2011 at 5:14am - misc - by dee - United States (Oregon)
Today, while pulling into my driveway, I slightly bumped into something. My wife. I'll be sleeping on the couch for a while. FML
I agree, your life sucks (18560) - you deserved it (15515)
On 12/10/2011 at 3:45am - intimacy - by godhatesme (man) - United States
Today, my boyfriend insisted that the dog stay in our bedroom while we had sex. He said it would prove his dominance, and "show the dog who's boss." My boyfriend needs to prove his self-worth to an animal. FML
I agree, your life sucks (26547) - you deserved it (3336)
On 12/10/2011 at 2:23am - intimacy - by HBC - United States (Texas)
Today, I asked my boyfriend if I've gained weight. He replied, "Why do you think I've been so often on top lately?" FML
I agree, your life sucks (25123) - you deserved it (6021)
On 12/09/2011 at 10:41pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (South Carolina)
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me for a familiar reason; I apparently have night terrors that make me "Impossible to sleep in the same room with." I don't ever remember these dreams. Every other girlfriend I've had has ended up breaking things off with me for the same reason. FML
I agree, your life sucks (26894) - you deserved it (2870)
On 12/09/2011 at 9:55pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada
Today, I was cuddling up on the couch with my girlfriend, when my drunken mother walked in the room, slurred out, "Room for one more?" and leaped on top of us. FML
I agree, your life sucks (25768) - you deserved it (2008)
On 12/09/2011 at 2:38pm - love - by Vince (man) - Canada (Ontario)
Monday 17 June 2013
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