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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 9 July 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 6699
  • Number of comments : 46
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

About ninjaCarebear : I made this account when I was about 11 so sorry for the horrible name. I'm on here quite a bit quietly voting in the shadows.

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Today, I paid a repair man $65 to come to ma ouse and fix ma waser . He walked in, looked at te waser, bent over and removed a large steel bolt wit a brigt red tag sticking out te side saying ( Remove before use . ) He ten looked at me and said ( all fixed . ) FML

#17742715
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8608) - you deserved it (40165)

On 09/14/2011 at 5:55am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I was jogging in the neighborhood!! My new neighbor who lives three houses down clotheslines me and shouts, "You're the reason my wife won't have sex with me!" He then kicked me in the stomach and walked inside!! Now I'm scared to leave my house!! FML

#17742540
157 comments

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On 09/14/2011 at 4:34am - intimacy - by jumpedjogger - United States (Georgia)

Today, hile taking a stroll in the park, a kid walked up to me and asked, "Do you believe in unicorns?" I answered, "No." He dunked his ice cream cone on mah head, laughed hysterically, and ran off looool screaming, "BELIEVE!" FML

#17737717
166 comments

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On 09/13/2011 at 5:21pm - misc - by unicorn - United States (Georgia)

Today, husband droppd his pants and said, ( Why don't you go down and say hello. ) This is his idea of foreplay. FML

#17734808
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28974) - you deserved it (4852)

On 09/13/2011 at 6:11am - intimacy - by notinterested (woman) - United States

TODAY, I FOUND OUT THAT THE ENGINEERS I WORK WITH BELIEVE THAT A WOMAN WITH AN ENGINEERING DEGREE WORKING IN AN ENGINEERING COMPANY IS APPARENTLY EQUIVALENT TO A "SECRETARY FIR ENGINEERS." I AM THAT WOMAN. FML

#17734062
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27418) - you deserved it (3167)

On 09/13/2011 at 1:53am - work - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today my mom put me in an anger management class because I said "crap." FML

#17729404
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34783) - you deserved it (3649)

On 09/12/2011 at 5:37pm - misc - by siikman313 - United States (New York)

TODAY, I MET AN OLD FRIEND FROM HIGH SCHOOL AND HIS HOT GIRLFRIEND. I JOKINGLY SAID SHE MUST BE BLIND TO GO OUT WITH HIM. HIS RESPONSE: "YEAH, SHE IS." FML

#17728499
151 comments

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On 09/12/2011 at 3:25pm - misc - by aru9 - United States (New Jersey)

yesterday I learnd that the building I just movd into contains both a drummer and an opera singer. Both r very dedicatd to their craft and practice frequently. FML

#17728385
170 comments

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On 09/12/2011 at 3:00pm - misc - by OperaLover (man) - United States (New York)

Today.. . I had a lady come in to order a pizza . She wanted to use a free delivery coupon . After telling her several times that she couldn't use a free delivery coupon.. . unless she was having the pizza delivered.. . she told me I have horrible people skills .

#17728264
100 comments

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On 09/12/2011 at 2:32pm - work - by pea - United States

Yesterday, I realized that the place that mah brother and I would find soggy balloon and blow them up when we were younger is where the prostitute take their clients. We were blowing up used condom fir a good part of our childhood. FML

#17727595
398 comments

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On 09/12/2011 at 12:15pm - intimacy - by IbetIgotAIDS (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Today , I Thought Mah Hamster Might Be Lonely , So I Went To The Pet Shop And Bought A New One To Keep Him Company. The New Hamster Killed The Old One. FML

#17727112
205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30360) - you deserved it (12616)

On 09/12/2011 at 9:52am - animals - by squeak (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today my 23 year old boyfriend of 2 years was forced to dump me over looool the phone by his mother . mega FML

#17726381
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32670) - you deserved it (2866)

On 09/12/2011 at 4:43am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

yesterday I found out that mah parents used all of the college money I have been saving up 4 8 years to buy a beach house. The reason they waited until now to tell me? A tree fell on it, and they need more money 4 repairs. FML

#17726207
204 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36672) - you deserved it (2165)

On 09/12/2011 at 3:36am - money - by Me - United States

Today, the girl I've been dating, an starting to fall in love with, walked out of the bathroom claiming we were going to be parents. I jumped off of the couch in disbelief, yelling, ( Really? ) She replied, ( Really. I just gave birth to a huge dump baby. ) FML

#17718767
352 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39472) - you deserved it (7113)

On 09/11/2011 at 11:13am - misc - by CaseyFpC85 - United States (Florida)

yesterday fater in law drunkenly announcd at dinner tat e wisd usband ad marrid best friend!! No one stuck up fir me!! Not even usband!! real FML

#17715893
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36862) - you deserved it (2949)

On 09/11/2011 at 12:19am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Colorado)



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