About ninjaCarebear : I made this account when I was about 11 so sorry for the horrible name guys.
Hard at Work
Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
Judgmental
You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.
Today, I had to address a flatulence issue with an employee. Other employees are complaining about the smell. I have to continue addressing the issue until it stops. So far, I've talked to her about it 4 times. No end in sight. FML
I agree, your life sucks (20751) - you deserved it (1975)
On 06/23/2011 at 4:17am - work - by luroluro - United States
Today, my five year old niece decided to wake me up by shoving blasting earphones in my ears. Five hours later I can still hear Justin Bieber shrieking "Baby". FML
I agree, your life sucks (28426) - you deserved it (3777)
On 06/22/2011 at 2:37pm - kids - by my ears are dying - United States
Today, I changed the date of my birthday to today on Facebook to see how many people actually know my birthday. My mom wished me a happy birthday. FML
I agree, your life sucks (36133) - you deserved it (10700)
On 06/06/2011 at 9:50am - misc - by Jake Whitte - United States (Indiana)
Today, I discovered my mother went into the local pub where I work part time, got very drunk, and flashed her boobs at everyone. I found out when a picture was posted on Facebook. FML
I agree, your life sucks (27834) - you deserved it (2102)
On 06/06/2011 at 9:13am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Surrey)
Today, I woke up to my Playstation 3 and my laptop missing and window open. My dad faked a robbery to see me freak out. FML
I agree, your life sucks (27902) - you deserved it (5808)
On 06/06/2011 at 3:06am - misc - by dwhite032 - United States (Indiana)
Today, Twilight once again won all the awards at MTV, beating out Inception, Toy Story 3, Harry Potter, etc. This is MY generation. FML
I agree, your life sucks (81004) - you deserved it (7243)
On 06/06/2011 at 2:27am - misc - by KillMeNow (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I just bought a car with all of my own money. Then, when I brought it home my dad informed me that my mom will be driving it to work every day. FML
I agree, your life sucks (36769) - you deserved it (2717)
On 06/05/2011 at 11:29pm - misc - by Username - United States
Today, while driving with my three year old, I was showing her the different kinds of birds. I pointed out a bright red cardinal perched in a row of hedges. She squealed as it took flight, so happy to see such a brightly colored birdie fly. Until it hit my windshield. FML
I agree, your life sucks (23987) - you deserved it (3115)
On 06/05/2011 at 9:44pm - kids - by Whoops (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, I went to my high school reunion. I was super excited to see what everyone had done in their lives. The nerdy guy I bullied is now a U.S. Marine and already has two deployments in Afghanistan under his belt. He looked at me in his dress blues and said, "I remember you." FML
I agree, your life sucks (7464) - you deserved it (82677)
On 06/05/2011 at 8:52pm - misc - by kringr (man) - United States (Texas)
Today, I went to my high school reunion. I was super excited to see what everyone had done in their lives. The nerdy guy I bullied is now a U.S. Marine and already has two deployments in Afghanistan under his belt. He looked at me in his dress blues and said, "I remember you." FML
I agree, your life sucks (7464) - you deserved it (82677)
On 06/05/2011 at 8:52pm - misc - by kringr (man) - United States (Texas)
Today, I bought a dog to make me feel less lonely. He ran away. FML
I agree, your life sucks (44599) - you deserved it (5739)
On 06/05/2011 at 8:23am - love - by Loveless - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I thought it would be hot if I sent my boyfriend kinky message. He didn't reply so I sent a few more. 10 minutes later I got a reply saying, "Honey, this is his mom and you should be a little less desperate." FML
I agree, your life sucks (16596) - you deserved it (38819)
On 06/05/2011 at 3:23am - intimacy - by yup - United States (Washington)
Today, my friend pushed me into the swimming pool. Unfortunately, we were eight feet away from the actual pool, so I face-planted and rolled in. FML
I agree, your life sucks (30778) - you deserved it (2506)
On 06/05/2011 at 3:00am - misc - by kyle - United States (Ohio)
I agree, your life sucks (34453) - you deserved it (6588)
On 06/05/2011 at 2:48am - intimacy - by e_edge (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, my five year old daughter asked me what a divorce was. When I asked why she wanted to know, she replied with "Daddy wants one. He says you can have me." FML
I agree, your life sucks (54695) - you deserved it (2833)
On 06/05/2011 at 1:17am - love - by dumped - United States (Utah)
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