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by justin Bieber / 06/15/2015 at 10:49am / United States (Michigan) / Transportation
by patient_mom / 06/13/2015 at 9:27pm / Australia (Victoria) / Animals
by Anonymous / 06/07/2015 at 3:54am / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, I got kicked out of McDonalds for "skating" on the floor. The skating was actually me slipping on the wet floor and smacking my head into a table then getting bitched at for leaving blood on the floor. FML
by jared576 / 06/04/2015 at 11:01pm / Miscellaneous
by birchbeer / 05/11/2015 at 3:39pm / United States (California) / Health
by Junkiegamer / 04/27/2015 at 10:20am / United States (Texas) / Love
Today, I was staying at my boyfriend's house while he was at work, and put on his pants to make some tea. As I took my hot tea and laptop upstairs, the pants slowly started to fall down. I had to keep climbing with my pants around my knees, and shuffle awkwardly past my boyfriend's father. FML
by Bullet4MyChemaMo / 04/24/2015 at 6:38pm / Ireland (Cork) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 04/19/2015 at 11:06am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by ThatSlappinBass / 04/17/2015 at 10:00pm / United States (Rhode Island) / Miscellaneous
by burnswhenipee / 04/07/2015 at 8:47pm / Canada (Ontario) / Health
by Itsbeen8years / 04/05/2015 at 3:18pm / Slovakia (Bratislava) / Health
by soontobewidow / 03/28/2015 at 5:20am / Turkey (Istanbul) / Intimacy
by comfort_ / 03/26/2015 at 11:28pm / United States (Georgia) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 03/01/2015 at 1:59pm / United Kingdom (Suffolk) / Love
by pregz / 02/27/2015 at 5:23pm / United States / Miscellaneous