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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 15 March 1993 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1694
  • Number of comments : 29
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About nikhilambhorkar : I am just a guy who needs to check with other people what's going on in their that's how I am on FML. I am pursuing Bachelor of Business Management and I love it. Love my college and want to do everything I can...need a day of 48 hours...24 seems less...My motto is be nice to people and they will do the same!

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Today, I texted this girl I really like and she didn't answer. She did about two hours later and it said "sorry I was having sex at the time you texted me. So how are you?" FML


I agree, your life sucks (44127) - you deserved it (3927)

On 02/13/2009 at 4:59pm - intimacy - by Mr. Hopeless (man) - United States (Wyoming)

Today, I decided to send my boyfriend a pic text of me naked. I accidentally sent it to my dad and got a text back saying, "You definitely take after your mom." FML


I agree, your life sucks (36058) - you deserved it (62573)

On 02/05/2009 at 9:09am - intimacy - by ruffrider (woman) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, in class, I asked my teacher for a "rubber". I didn't realise that in America "rubber" doesn't mean "eraser", it means condom. FML


I agree, your life sucks (63541) - you deserved it (8299)

On 01/22/2009 at 7:42pm - intimacy - by TheEnglishOne - United States (California)

Today, me and my family watched the video of my birth. In the video, when my mother sees me for the first time, she says "God he's ugly!" FML


I agree, your life sucks (31469) - you deserved it (2358)

On 01/21/2009 at 1:02am - misc - by mat - Sent from mobile version

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