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nikhilambhorkar

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nikhilambhorkar

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 15 March 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 863
  • Number of comments : 29
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About nikhilambhorkar : I am just a guy who needs to check with other people what's going on in their life..so that's how I am on FML. I am pursuing Bachelor of Business Management and I love it. Love my college and want to do everything I can...need a day of 48 hours...24 seems less...My motto is be nice to people and they will do the same! Feel free to message me if you want to know me more :-)

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nikhilambhorkar's favorite FMLs

Today, at my softball game, there was one spot left for center field. The coach had to choose between me or the girl who forgot her glasses and was blind without them. He chose her. FML

#104917
32 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41816) - you deserved it (4290)

On 02/22/2009 at 3:41pm - misc - by JRock - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I texted this girl I really like and she didn't answer. She did about two hours later and it said "sorry I was having sex at the time you texted me. So how are you?" FML

#38126
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40330) - you deserved it (3583)

On 02/13/2009 at 4:59pm - intimacy - by Mr. Hopeless (man) - United States (Wyoming)

Today, I decided to send my boyfriend a pic text of me naked. I accidentally sent it to my dad and got a text back saying, "You definitely take after your mom." FML

#9520
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34212) - you deserved it (59730)

On 02/05/2009 at 9:09am - intimacy - by ruffrider (woman) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, in class, I asked my teacher for a "rubber". I didn't realise that in America "rubber" doesn't mean "eraser", it means condom. FML

#2256
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59116) - you deserved it (7818)

On 01/22/2009 at 7:42pm - intimacy - by TheEnglishOne - United States (California)

Today, me and my family watched the video of my birth. In the video, when my mother sees me for the first time, she says "God he's ugly!" FML

#1975
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27771) - you deserved it (2006)

On 01/21/2009 at 1:02am - misc - by mat - Sent from mobile version



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