About nikhilambhorkar : I am just a guy who needs to check with other people what's going on in their life..so that's how I am on FML. I am pursuing Bachelor of Business Management and I love it. Love my college and want to do everything I can...need a day of 48 hours...24 seems less...My motto is be nice to people and they will do the same!
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nikhilambhorkar's favorite FMLs
by Korisite / 10/30/2011 at 1:31am / United States / Intimacy
by Habit / 10/19/2011 at 6:42pm / United Kingdom (Leeds) / Work
Today, I was washing my hands in the bathroom when I looked up and saw a spider on my cheek. Panicking, I slapped myself in the face as hard as I could to kill it. Turns out the spider was on the mirror. FML
by Anonymous / 10/18/2011 at 2:55am / United States (Missouri) / Animals
by Anonymous / 10/13/2011 at 12:56pm / United States / Intimacy
by G / 10/08/2011 at 1:03pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, my boyfriend showed me a YouTube video of him popping a huge blackhead on his forehead. He told me he had been "growing" it for more than 2 years now. I have been caressing and kissing that thing for almost 2 years because I thought it was a beauty mark. FML
by Yuuucky / 09/26/2011 at 12:58pm / Canada (Quebec) / Miscellaneous
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. Not only did he last just 2 minutes, he also sat there for a while afterwards, smacking his semi-erect penis in awe and saying, "Look, it's still hard! How crazy is that?!" FML
by Anonymous / 09/15/2011 at 4:03pm / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
Today, after a tennis lesson, the coach was picking up the stray tennis balls around the court. Trying to be helpful, I asked him, "Do you want me to grab your ball bag?" His eyeballs almost burst out of their sockets. FML
by BigmouthStrikesAgain / 08/18/2011 at 8:18pm / United Kingdom / Intimacy
Today, my husband declined a $100k/year job due to him thinking that a full time job at one work place would be too 'depressing'. I'm a nurse and have to wipe other people's arses for a living, then come home to this lazy dick. FML
by Lauren / 08/09/2011 at 9:48am / Australia (South Australia) / Work
Today, my house was raided for drugs. I had to find out my father is a drug dealer. The cops then told me this wasn't their first time here, but it was the first time I was home to see it. They said it was nice to finally meet me. FML
by thehumanshield / 08/05/2011 at 4:41am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 07/16/2011 at 1:38am / Canada / Love
by Anonymous / 06/08/2011 at 12:10pm / United States (Texas) / Work
Today, I thought it would be hot if I sent my boyfriend kinky message. He didn't reply so I sent a few more. 10 minutes later I got a reply saying, "Honey, this is his mom and you should be a little less desperate." FML
by yup / 06/05/2011 at 3:23am / United States (Washington) / Intimacy
by meyo555 / 06/02/2011 at 5:45am / United States (Nebraska) / Health
by Whosthegroom / 05/12/2011 at 9:09pm / United States (Indiana) / Love
- Today, my cross-country flight was delayed for an hour. When I finally boarded, I found out that my… Today, my boyfriend dumped me. One reason was because he couldn't have "intellectual conversations"… Today, my new doctor gave me a pamphlet for a cervical cancer prevention injection and told me it's…