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Today, the couch I bought a week ago was delivered. I don't know which is worse: my son being the one to point out it's been "used", or that he used a black light to prove it. FML

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On 05/19/2013 at 3:35am - kids - by disappointed dad - United States

Today, a guy asked for my number at a party. As I was entering my number into his phone, my name and a picture of me popped up. I'm afraid I just met my stalker. FML

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On 06/30/2012 at 4:09pm - love - by ohbiebjetaime (woman) - France

Today, while my girlfriend and I were getting it on, she suddenly stopped and yelled "STOP!". I stopped, scared I'd hurt her. She then yelled "HAMMER TIME!" and started to dance. We never finished. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27059) - you deserved it (4932)

On 09/16/2009 at 1:19am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, my dad decided to clean out my car and "accidentally" threw away my $520 tax refund check. FML

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On 06/15/2009 at 3:39pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Maryland)



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