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Today, my 6-year-old son spotted a bumper sticker that said, "Get any closer and I'll fart." He thought this was so hilarious that he had to repeat it to everyone he met. Including my doctor, my grandma, and my boss at "bring your kid to work day." FML

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On 05/23/2013 at 6:48pm - kids - by Mary (woman) - United States

Today, the couch I bought a week ago was delivered. I don't know which is worse: my son being the one to point out it's been "used", or that he used a black light to prove it. FML

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On 05/19/2013 at 3:35am - kids - by disappointed dad - United States

Today, a guy asked for my number at a party. As I was entering my number into his phone, my name and a picture of me popped up. I'm afraid I just met my stalker. FML

#19872110
173 comments

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On 06/30/2012 at 4:09pm - love - by ohbiebjetaime (woman) - France

Today, while my girlfriend and I were getting it on, she suddenly stopped and yelled "STOP!". I stopped, scared I'd hurt her. She then yelled "HAMMER TIME!" and started to dance. We never finished. FML

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On 09/16/2009 at 1:19am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, my dad decided to clean out my car and "accidentally" threw away my $520 tax refund check. FML

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On 06/15/2009 at 3:39pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Maryland)



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