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Today, I banged into a glass door. My friend laughed at me, so I turned around and gave him the finger, then turned back to continue walking and banged into the door again. FML
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Today, my husband bought a horse. We don't own any furniture, but we have a flippin' horse. FML
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On 03/15/2011 at 2:01am - money - by neverthefirst -
Today, while at the bakery section of my local supermarket, I heard the beat of what I assumed was a song playing. I really got into it, and bobbed my head and danced a little. After getting some strange looks, I realized the "beat" was a machine mixing frosting. FML
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On 03/12/2011 at 10:09pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Minnesota)
Today, I auditioned for my school's production of Romeo and Juliet. When they announced that I got the part as Juliet, all the guys auditioning for Romeo suddenly disappeared. FML
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On 03/10/2011 at 7:36am - misc - by Juliet -
Today, while having sex, I thought I was having an orgasm for the first time. Turns out I was just hyperventilating. FML
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On 03/08/2011 at 2:17am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Tennessee)
Today, we had to discuss our heritage at school. When I told the class that I am German, Japanese, and of the Jewish faith, the teacher loudly laughs at the "irony." Something like this happens whenever I tell people my background. FML
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On 03/06/2011 at 12:18am - misc - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I was telling my students that it's unnecessary to put arrows on the bottom of the page to tell me there's work on the back, I check it anyway. At the end of the day, at least 6 kids came up to me asking to change their grade because I forgot to grade the back. They hadn't put arrows. FML
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On 03/03/2011 at 8:52pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)
Today, I was answering a text from one of my students asking me if they could re-take a test. I thought I'd texted back "No, you can't." Auto correct had used a more frequently used word: "No, you cunt." FML
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On 03/03/2011 at 6:22am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)
Today, an old lady hit me with her car. After which she says, "Oh! Not Again!" FML
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On 02/28/2011 at 10:50am - misc - by roadkill - United States
Today, while watching Animal Planet, I realised my boyfriend uses the Dog Whisperer techniques on me. FML
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On 02/28/2011 at 5:55am - love - by notagoodsign (woman) - Netherlands (Noord-Holland)
Today, I went to my first ever high school party with music, drinks, and dancing. Within a few minutes of taking my first ever shot of tequila, I was in the worst pain in my life. My parents were called and I had to be taken to the hospital. I'm alcohol intolerant. FML
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On 02/27/2011 at 4:46pm - health - by Stormy (woman) - United States (Florida)
Today, I cycled 30 minutes through hail and rain to get my pregnant girlfriend the crisps she was craving. When I made it back, she didn't want them anymore. FML
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Today, I had to present a powerpoint in front of my class. When I was finished, no one clapped. On my way back to my seat, I slipped on a pencil and fell straight on my face. That's when everyone clapped. FML
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On 02/26/2011 at 12:34am - misc - by Franigirl - United States (Virginia)
Today, I discovered that I can fit back into the clothes I wore in High School. I was proud of this until my husband told me that I look like a stuffed sausage in them. FML
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On 02/25/2011 at 9:53am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)
Today, I attended the wrong funeral. I spent twenty minutes trying to hide and walk away without being too conspicuous. FML
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On 02/25/2011 at 7:18am - misc - by Arlbethere (woman) - United Kingdom (Northumberland)
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