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by liquidknight / 09/10/2012 at 8:48am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I was cycling with my uncle and became increasingly frustrated as we got further and further from our intended destination. It took me a while to figure out that I had somehow lost my uncle and was following a complete stranger. FML
by Anonymous / 09/10/2012 at 6:40am / Australia (Queensland) / Miscellaneous
Today, uncertain of having a job next month or being able to pay rent, I'm filling out tens of online surveys a day for gift cards to McDonald's, to buy hamburgers that I can freeze so I will have food for the coming months. FML
by willtype4food / 09/09/2012 at 8:45pm / Finland / Money
by Anonymous / 09/09/2012 at 8:03am / United States (Florida) / Intimacy
Today, my father bet me $200 that since my boyfriend is "such a stupid shit," he wouldn't be able to locate Paraguay on a map. I gladly accepted the bet. Not only did he not know where it is, he actually accused us of making the country up. FML
by dating a fucking idiot / 09/08/2012 at 3:16pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I got into an argument with my mom over her sexist, emotionally-abusive boyfriend. I told her that either he goes or I go. She called me a disrespectful bastard for not respecting my "new father." I'm now sitting outside a McDonald's with my suitcase, leeching their WiFi. FML
by Anonymous / 09/08/2012 at 1:27pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by Heavy D / 09/06/2012 at 9:45am / United States / Work
Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. They jokingly asked me if I was only with him for his money. I didn't hear them properly so I just smiled and nodded. They now think I'm a gold digging bitch. FML
by Ashley / 09/06/2012 at 8:46am / Australia (Queensland) / Love
Today, I got back to work. Last week, my divorce was finalized and my last name is, once again, my maiden name. Since I'm a teacher, all my students will remember me by my ex-husband's last name. I get to be reminded every day that my marriage failed until everyone memorizes my maiden name. FML
by divorcee / 09/05/2012 at 11:27pm / Canada (Alberta) / Work
by Anonymous / 09/05/2012 at 10:02pm / United States / Work
Today, my teacher assigned us teams in a class debate. I landed on the team that had to argue the obviously wrong point of view. When I finished, my teacher told me and the entire class how much I disturbed her, and how I reminded her of Hitler and Napoleon. FML
by anonymous / 09/05/2012 at 12:25pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Scholar / 09/05/2012 at 12:13pm / United States / Intimacy
by anonymous / 09/05/2012 at 12:44am / Australia / Intimacy
Today, my crush asked to use my phone so he could Google something. Flattered that he wanted to use my phone, I agreed. After he was done, he handed it back with a weird look. I later realized he had found himself in my top searches. FML
by Gigi / 09/05/2012 at 12:29am / United States / Miscellaneous
- Today while walking to the shop under the blistering African sun, I stepped on something that stuck… Today my fiancee and I were having sex, it was lovely and we both were really into it. I decided to… Today I had a test in calculus. It was four questions long, the last question was worth 16 out of…
- Today, I’m a trainee who recently arrived in a prestigious company. My boss walked in on me sorting… Today, because I’m on my period, I asked my boyfriend to turn around so I could change my clothes.… Today, I was an extra in a movie and I had to play a corpse. At the make up stand, they painted my…