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Today, while trying to change my visiting cousin's opinion about our state being "redneck and white trash", we stumbled upon a proposal/celebration in a Walmart. So much for changing her opinion. FML

#20066095
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20274) - you deserved it (3766)

On 09/10/2012 at 8:48am - misc - by liquidknight - United States

Today, I was cycling with my uncle and became increasingly frustrated as we got further and further from our intended destination. It took me a while to figure out that I had somehow lost my uncle and was following a complete stranger. FML

#20066014
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10584) - you deserved it (24238)

On 09/10/2012 at 6:40am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, uncertain of having a job next month or being able to pay rent, I'm filling out tens of online surveys a day for gift cards to McDonald's, to buy hamburgers that I can freeze so I will have food for the coming months. FML

#20065270
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25939) - you deserved it (2715)

On 09/09/2012 at 8:45pm - money - by willtype4food (man) - Finland

Today, while trying to rouse my sleeping boyfriend for some morning sex, he came. FML

#20064384
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28644) - you deserved it (6534)

On 09/09/2012 at 8:03am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, my father bet me $200 that since my boyfriend is "such a stupid shit," he wouldn't be able to locate Paraguay on a map. I gladly accepted the bet. Not only did he not know where it is, he actually accused us of making the country up. FML

#20063309
326 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23231) - you deserved it (13353)

On 09/08/2012 at 3:16pm - misc - by dating a fucking idiot (woman) - United States

Today, I got into an argument with my mom over her sexist, emotionally-abusive boyfriend. I told her that either he goes or I go. She called me a disrespectful bastard for not respecting my "new father." I'm now sitting outside a McDonald's with my suitcase, leeching their WiFi. FML

#20063189
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36714) - you deserved it (2743)

On 09/08/2012 at 1:27pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, it's day two of my two-month summer job on a Mediterranean cruise ship. I'm incredibly seasick, and the ship is still docked. FML

#20060408
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21095) - you deserved it (4449)

On 09/06/2012 at 12:51pm - work - by SummerJob (woman) -

Today, I was driving with my boss and she held her breath as we drove past a cell tower, because she didn't want to "breathe in any radiation." I have to take orders from this moron. FML

#20060271
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26135) - you deserved it (1873)

On 09/06/2012 at 9:45am - work - by Heavy D - United States

Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. They jokingly asked me if I was only with him for his money. I didn't hear them properly so I just smiled and nodded. They now think I'm a gold digging bitch. FML

#20060240
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24987) - you deserved it (9863)

On 09/06/2012 at 8:46am - love - by Ashley - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I got back to work. Last week, my divorce was finalized and my last name is, once again, my maiden name. Since I'm a teacher, all my students will remember me by my ex-husband's last name. I get to be reminded every day that my marriage failed until everyone memorizes my maiden name. FML

#20059793
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26250) - you deserved it (3880)

On 09/05/2012 at 11:27pm - work - by divorcee - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I received the "employee of the month" title from the job I was fired from last week. FML

#20059608
37 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24313) - you deserved it (1718)

On 09/05/2012 at 10:02pm - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my teacher assigned us teams in a class debate. I landed on the team that had to argue the obviously wrong point of view. When I finished, my teacher told me and the entire class how much I disturbed her, and how I reminded her of Hitler and Napoleon. FML

#20058797
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28738) - you deserved it (2422)

On 09/05/2012 at 12:25pm - misc - by anonymous - United States (California)

Today, for the second day in a row, I got to hear both of my roommates having sex, through two closed doors and a hallway. This is as I hit my thirtieth month of involuntary celibacy. FML

#20058791
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25845) - you deserved it (3740)

On 09/05/2012 at 12:13pm - intimacy - by Scholar - United States

Today, an unknown number left me a lengthy voicemail of what sounds like two people having sex. This is the closest I've gotten to real-life sex in 2 years. I listened to it three times. FML

#20058325
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30463) - you deserved it (9783)

On 09/05/2012 at 12:44am - intimacy - by anonymous (man) - Australia

Today, my crush asked to use my phone so he could Google something. Flattered that he wanted to use my phone, I agreed. After he was done, he handed it back with a weird look. I later realized he had found himself in my top searches. FML

#20058304
59 comments

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On 09/05/2012 at 12:29am - misc - by Gigi (woman) - United States



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