This member hasn't filled in their description.
nihongoso's FML badges
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
Keen reader – Level: master ninja
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
nihongoso's favorite FMLs
Today, my science teacher decided not to recommend me for an honors science class for next year. The reason? Last week, I made the mistake of asking whether spray tans give vitamins in the same way as the sun. FML
by Anonymous / 02/03/2015 at 10:53pm / United States (Nevada) / Miscellaneous
Today, I shaved for the first time. My mum gave me a razor and I spent about 20 minutes trying to use it. I gave up, yelling, "FUCK IT!" and put it back on the shelf. It fell, and as it hit the floor, a lid fell off. I'd tried to shave with a sheathed razor for 20 minutes. FML
by februarymarchapril / 02/03/2015 at 10:45pm / United States (Texas) / Health
Today, I saw my co-worker write about how awful Muslims were and how the religion is stupid, the hijab is oppressive, and how they're a poison on society. When I questioned them about it, they pretty much said that I didn't know anything and should stop talking. I'm Muslim and a hijabi. FML
by coveredupforfun / 02/03/2015 at 10:13pm / Canada (Ontario) / Work
by Anonymous / 02/03/2015 at 1:23pm / United States (Wyoming) / Love
by dogbreederssuck / 02/03/2015 at 10:26am / United Kingdom (Lancashire) / Animals
Today, as I passed by the window that looks out on to my front yard, I saw a man out there so I ran to the kitchen to call the police. The operator asked me to describe the man. It was then that I realized the mysterious man in my yard was the snowman I built yesterday. FML
by anon / 02/03/2015 at 2:50am / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
Today, my boyfriend and I went to the local park for some romantic time together. By the time we left, I'd been called a pedo and a cradle robber, and been given several dirty looks. I'm 31. My boyfriend is 30 and just very baby-faced. FML
by Anonymous / 01/28/2015 at 2:28pm / United States (California) / Love
Today, I was ringing up a woman at work. I saw she'd bought a birthday cake, so I smiled and said I hope whoever it was for has a happy birthday. She looked at me in disgust, told me to mind my own business, then called me a "chucklefuck bitch". Okay then. FML
by retailshell / 01/28/2015 at 10:01am / Australia (Western Australia) / Work
by anonpbc / 01/28/2015 at 8:51am / United States (Kansas) / Love
by tipmeover / 01/28/2015 at 8:09am / Ireland (Dublin) / Work
by MyUsernameisEpic / 01/27/2015 at 8:32pm / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
Today, I spent over an hour shovelling the walkway and driveway, snow blowing in my face and down my coat. When I was finally finished, a guy started going through the neighborhood plowing everyone's driveways for them. FML
by Anonymous / 01/27/2015 at 8:24pm / United States (New Hampshire) / Miscellaneous
Today, my boss expected me to corroborate her lie to a customer. She changed her story suddenly and I got caught up in the crosshairs. Then she got mad at me for not understanding what just happened. FML
by morning_glory / 01/27/2015 at 4:17pm / United States (California) / Work
by nicktrelos / 01/27/2015 at 9:07am / Greece / Health
by Anonymous / 01/24/2015 at 3:26pm / United Kingdom (Birmingham) / Love
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, it's been 2 weeks since I ordered a printer so I could print schoolwork, that way I don't…
- Today, I got hypnotized at my school's variety show. Apparently, when asked to do something I enjoy… Today, my very religious grandmother walked in on me masturbating. She's sending me to bible camp.… Today, I had to imagine myself savagely beating my cat to death, just to stop myself from getting a…