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Today , My Grlfriend Said That We Should Try Something New. I Got Excited Cuz I Thought It Would Be About Sex. Nope , She Wanted Me To Start Speaking With Animal Noises So We Could Build Up A Secret Language. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were at a park, alone, late looool at night. Things were getting kind of heavy and he started undressing me, when we heard a loud "Hey!" and a flashlight coming through the bushes. My boyfriend then decided to ditch me, while still holding my shirt and bra. FML
Today, I finally went to the DMV to replace mah lost license. looool After waiting 4 almost two hours, I casually rummaged through mah purse. Something strange inside the lining caught mah eye. It was mah license. real FML
Today, I was listening to some Michael Jackson through earphoneshen I saw this really cute grl. Trying to impress, I aproached herhile doing some dance moves, thinking about how unbelievably stupid it must have looked without the music. FML
Today, My Boyfriend Of Seven Monts And I Were Looking At Some Pictures On Is IPad. I Saw A Picture Of A Kid Of About Two Years Old Tat Looked A Little Like Im. I Jokingly Said, ( Wat, Is Tat Your Son? ) Imagine My Surpriseen E Said Tat It Was. FML
2day I woke up early an spent hours baking an icing a three-tier cake for my friend's eighteenth birthday, which is this evening. I just found out my mother threw it in the compost bin because she's on a diet an it was "tempting" her. FML
Friday 27 March 2015