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Today , My Grlfriend Said That We Should Try Something New. I Got Excited Cuz I Thought It Would Be About Sex. Nope , She Wanted Me To Start Speaking With Animal Noises So We Could Build Up A Secret Language. FML

#19940799
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23055) - you deserved it (4442)

On 07/15/2012 at 11:12am - love - by SwAGkiLlS - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, mah boyfriend told me that mah vrginia looks lyk Yoda. real FML

#19939315
181 comments

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On 07/15/2012 at 12:09am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

today looool I managd to bruise mah nipple by closing an umbrella on it. The stupidity of the whole thing hurts almost as much as the injury. FML

#19936728
106 comments

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On 07/14/2012 at 10:43am - health - by Anonymous - Japan (Tokyo)

Today, my boyfriend and I were at a park, alone, late looool at night. Things were getting kind of heavy and he started undressing me, when we heard a loud "Hey!" and a flashlight coming through the bushes. My boyfriend then decided to ditch me, while still holding my shirt and bra. FML

#19935393
96 comments

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On 07/14/2012 at 1:06am - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today... I'm sitting in tha ER with aight-yaar-old son. Ha broka his arm aftar jumping out through tha sacond story window. Ha was too impatiant to walk to tha ica craam van pulling up outsida. FML

#19932634
169 comments

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On 07/13/2012 at 1:08pm - kids - by Marjorie (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I finally went to the DMV to replace mah lost license. looool After waiting 4 almost two hours, I casually rummaged through mah purse. Something strange inside the lining caught mah eye. It was mah license. real FML

#19932233
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On 07/13/2012 at 11:19am - misc - by HellisLikeTheDMV (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, Mah Fiancé's Grandmother Kept Trying To Introduce Him To This "simply Absolutely Amazing Grl," Who She Thought "would Be Just The Perfect Date" 4 Him. At Our Engagement Party. FML

#19931500
66 comments

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On 07/13/2012 at 2:47am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I naild every single move in mah routine at a gymnastics competition. I then finishd off with a perfect split, letting out a fart loud enough to wake up a kid in China. FML

#19928978
149 comments

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On 07/12/2012 at 4:35pm - misc - by LetItRip - Czech Republic (Hlavni mesto Praha)

Today , wile making out wit my boyfriend , I realized e was opening is mout wide a lot. At frst , I tougt e was trying to Frenc-kiss me. He was actually yawning troug te wole ting. FML

#19928719
144 comments

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On 07/12/2012 at 3:23pm - intimacy - by lissysue1 - United States (Wisconsin)

I WALKED TOO CLOSE TO A FIRST-AID KIT STICKING OUT OF A WALL AT WORK, AND IT CUT MY ARM. LAUGING AT TE IRONY, I OPENED IT TO GET A BAND AID OUT. IT WAS EMPTY. MEGA FML

#19928485
93 comments

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On 07/12/2012 at 2:28pm - work - by Ian Artis - United States

Today, Mah Boyfriend Treated Me To A Surprise Romantic Dinner, And Got Me A Huge Balloon Bouquet, A Dozen Roses, A Beautiful Card 4 Mah Brthday. Too Bad It's His Ex's Brthday And Not Mine. Fat FML

#19921886
174 comments

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On 07/11/2012 at 1:09am - love - by forgottenbday (woman) - United States (California)

TODAY, I WOKE UP AFTER MAH PREGNANT FIANCÉE PUNCHED ME IN THE FACE. APPARENTLY, I ROLLED OVER IN MAH SLEEP AN KNOCKED HER OUT OF BED. SHE IS STILL PISSED ABOUT IT. FML

#19914147
120 comments

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On 07/09/2012 at 11:09am - love - by randomguy (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was listening to some Michael Jackson through earphoneshen I saw this really cute grl. Trying to impress, I aproached herhile doing some dance moves, thinking about how unbelievably stupid it must have looked without the music. FML

#19913631
103 comments

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On 07/09/2012 at 6:37am - misc - by Anonymous - Sweden (Vastra Gotaland)

Today, My Boyfriend Of Seven Monts And I Were Looking At Some Pictures On Is IPad. I Saw A Picture Of A Kid Of About Two Years Old Tat Looked A Little Like Im. I Jokingly Said, ( Wat, Is Tat Your Son? ) Imagine My Surpriseen E Said Tat It Was. FML

2day I woke up early an spent hours baking an icing a three-tier cake for my friend's eighteenth birthday, which is this evening. I just found out my mother threw it in the compost bin because she's on a diet an it was "tempting" her. FML

#19908128
181 comments

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On 07/08/2012 at 2:58am - misc - by JadedBaker (woman) - United States



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