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Today, I found out that I've been paying student fees for the wrong account. Apparently I have been paying for some other student's tuition. FML
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On 01/26/2011 at 3:52am - money - by AlreadyInDebt (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)
Today, I got turned down from a job I really wanted. Six hours later, the guy called me again and delivered the same news, not realizing he had already called this morning. Thanks for rubbing it in. FML
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On 01/24/2011 at 11:24pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (California)
Today, I was talking to my girlfriend on the phone. The subject of abuse came up and I told her that if her father ever hurt her I would cut his dick off. The next thing I hear is, "Don't say shit you can't back up!" Her father had picked up the phone the moment I'd said it. FML
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On 01/24/2011 at 5:47pm - intimacy - by Fucked (man) - United States (Georgia)
Today, one week after my girlfriend berated me for not being invested enough in our relationship, I proposed to her. Her answer? "I meant give me an orgasm, not a ring!" FML
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On 01/24/2011 at 4:00pm - intimacy - by Limalia (man) - Switzerland (Zurich)
Today, while at school, I slipped on a wet patch in the hall and fell over, smacking my head against the floor. I laid there for a good five minutes in agonizing pain while people literally walked over me. Not a single person bothered to help me up or ask if I was okay. FML
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On 01/24/2011 at 3:38pm - misc - by damnbananas (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I realised that my husband's vows were actually the love speech from 'When Harry Met Sally'. This was made even more humiliating when I discovered that he hadn't even come up with the idea himself, he had seen it in an episode of Scrubs. FML
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On 01/24/2011 at 10:50am - love - by tina247 -
Today, I was at my doctor's office. I thought I had a kidney stone. Turns out I'm pregnant and I have a kidney stone. FML
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On 01/23/2011 at 7:22pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)
Today, I was doing karaoke with my girlfriend's family, when the 5 year old came over and shut off my microphone. FML
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On 01/23/2011 at 12:47am - misc - by shadowfigure (man) - United States (Alaska)
Today, while walking across campus, I stopped to look at my reflection in a window. I straightened my bra straps and then turned to the side to dig a wedgie out. It wasn't until I heard peals of laughter that I realized I couldn't see IN the classroom, but they could see OUT. FML
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On 01/22/2011 at 8:35pm - misc - by RBHSWedgieGirl (woman) - United States (California)
Today, my girlfriend, who's on a diet, refused to give me a blow job because my sperm would "add useless calories" to her day. FML
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On 01/22/2011 at 7:12pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Wisconsin)
Today, trying to be an old-school romantic, I asked my girlfriend "where art thou my love?" via SMS. She replied "Toilet." FML
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On 01/21/2011 at 6:41am - love - by gummy bear -
Today, I was chosen by my coworkers to explain to my elderly boss that ''tossing the salad'' isn't another expression for saying ''brainstorming''. She didn't believe me. Guess we will all keep ''tossing the salad'' for new ideas each afternoon. FML
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On 01/20/2011 at 1:01am - intimacy - by welly223 (woman) - Canada (Quebec)
Today, I was going to the bathroom at my boyfriend's house. I had awful diarrhea and was almost done, when I noticed a spider on the ground. Being terrified, I took a giant ball of toilet paper to kill it. I realized then that I had no toilet paper left to use. FML
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On 01/19/2011 at 12:45am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arizona)
Today, I had an asthma attack because I was masturbating too vigorously. FML
I agree, your life sucks (13319) - you deserved it (32026) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!
On 01/17/2011 at 3:13pm - intimacy - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins
Today, my boyfriend cancelled our vacation plans because I'll be on my period, arguing that, "It wouldn't be a real holiday." FML
I agree, your life sucks (22718) - you deserved it (6021) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!
On 01/17/2011 at 11:44am - intimacy - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins
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