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Today, I went to the DMV to get my license. I almost ran over my evaluator as he was walking to get in the car. FML

#18960427
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8247) - you deserved it (18218)

On 01/31/2012 at 12:17pm - misc - by baddriver (man) - United States

Today, I got to be an innocent victim caught in the middle of a farting war between my boyfriend and my 10-year-old son. I fear my sense of smell will never recover. FML

#18958302
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19562) - you deserved it (3983)

On 01/31/2012 at 1:22am - kids - by beautifulme (woman) - United States

Today, I was getting intimate with my girlfriend. It was going well until she started talking dirty, saying stuff like, "You like my tushy, baby?" "I want to fellate you so bad," and "You'll need some ice after this one." My boner practically retracted into my body. FML

#18954927
265 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28925) - you deserved it (4754)

On 01/30/2012 at 7:25pm - intimacy - by ugh (man) - United States

Today, I was standing in the bathroom and farted. It felt like someone stabbed me in the butt. I jumped out of shock, and my head slammed into the mirror. My glasses fell onto the floor and broke. I now need new glasses, a new mirror, and an ice pack for my head. All because I farted. FML

#18946444
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20042) - you deserved it (9357)

On 01/29/2012 at 8:27pm - health - by Rachal - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I found out that due to the fact that I got divorced, the insurance for my car is going up. A year after she took everything, she is still costing me money. FML

#18922486
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21604) - you deserved it (2733)

On 01/27/2012 at 1:54am - money - by dust - Japan

Today, I had a swollen knee, and was slowly limping to the toilet. All of a sudden, my mom ran past me, beating me to it. As she closed the door, she said, "AT LEAST I CAN RUN!" FML

#18917504
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22231) - you deserved it (2336) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/26/2012 at 5:08pm - health - by Jen_ - France

Today, I had my first chorus concert. We got a bigger applause when we left the stage than when we sang. FML

#18916870
42 comments

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On 01/26/2012 at 4:05pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I passed out in the shower with my boyfriend. He just left me there. FML

#18916162
163 comments

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On 01/26/2012 at 2:09pm - love - by soawkward - Canada (Quebec)

Today, my boyfriend told me he loves me. Instead of saying it back, I had a panic attack. FML

#18905780
133 comments

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On 01/25/2012 at 7:33am - love - by Paicked (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was talking dirty with someone on the phone, when at one point I said, "Oh yeah, you like that?" She responded, "I can't actually feel anything you know, we're just on the phone." FML

#18904031
147 comments

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On 01/25/2012 at 12:00am - intimacy - by talkingtoaretard (man) - United States (California)

Today, I attended an elderly man's funeral. As I approached the casket his wife said, "Thank you for coming." I replied with, "No, thank you." FML

#18903193
65 comments

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On 01/24/2012 at 10:40pm - misc - by me - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I were watching a movie and eating a burger. Feeling frisky, I sat up and took off my shirt. He looked at my chest, at his burger, then back at me and said, "Give me a minute, I don't want my food to get cold." FML

#18896901
273 comments

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On 01/24/2012 at 3:50am - intimacy - by elisimo - United States (New York)

Today, my boyfriend met my dad for the first time. The first thing he said to him was, "You're an idiot for dating my daughter." FML

#18896418
91 comments

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On 01/24/2012 at 1:42am - love - by nacho (woman) - United States (California)

Today, school tuition has taken up so much of my paycheck that the only thing I had to eat for dinner was applesauce. FML

#18889055
173 comments

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On 01/23/2012 at 9:19am - money - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was kicked out of a comedy club for laughing too loudly. FML

#18877531
124 comments

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On 01/22/2012 at 3:25am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Colorado)



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