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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 16 February 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 3866
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About nightswimmer : who the hell are you and why should l care?? uhh, shit i dont know what to say... l love music, skating snowboarding and surfing, play the drums, like drawing nonsensicle and in some peoples mind crude things, climbing is fun, my favorite alcohol is tequila and... uhh... yeah. so if anyone ever needs anything at all, please dont hesitate to ask someone else first.

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Today, while I was waitressing, I bent down to pick up a menu and accidentally farted, really loud, at my table. FML

#2037920
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49753) - you deserved it (10041)

On 05/18/2009 at 12:17am - misc - by oops (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend gave me a card for my birthday and told me to open it 10 minutes after he'd gone; I waited for 5. In the card was written, "It's not working out, but here's $20." FML

#48184
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63330) - you deserved it (3530)

On 02/15/2009 at 6:57pm - misc - by blah (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my old man told me that he only married my mom because she convinced him she was pregnant with his child. In fact, she aborted a week later. "And then we had you instead." FML

#3898
16 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27444) - you deserved it (1561)

On 01/30/2009 at 8:34pm - misc - by crakbbyaparently - United States (California)



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