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nightswimmer
  • Town/Country : Seattle, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 15 February 1995 (16 years)
  • Number of visits : 3430
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About nightswimmer : who the hell are you and why should l care?? uhh, shit i dont know what to say... l love music, skating snowboarding and surfing, play the drums, like drawing nonsensicle and in some peoples mind crude things, climbing is fun, my favorite alcohol is tequila and... uhh... yeah. so if anyone ever needs anything at all, please dont hesitate to ask someone else first.

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Today, I woke up and noticed my son was not in his bedroom. Thinking he had ran away, I reported him missing and called all my relatives. After 3 hours, my son walked in the door. He was at his friends house where I dropped him off last night. My 14 year old told me to lay off the vodka. FML

#4452078 (145)

I agree, your life sucks (5854) - you deserved it (60411)

On 08/11/2009 at 2:40pm - kids - by Momma (woman) - Canada

Today, I brought my lunch to work in the only box I had lying around my apartment - a small one from FedEx. When I went to the bathroom before lunch, I returned to my desk to find that one of my coworkers had mailed my lunch back to my apartment. FML

#4081903 (119)

I agree, your life sucks (33236) - you deserved it (6573)

On 07/27/2009 at 3:12pm - work - by fedexed (man) - United States (California)

Today, while I was waitressing, I bent down to pick up a menu and accidentally farted, really loud, at my table. FML

#2037920 (102)

I agree, your life sucks (40068) - you deserved it (7488)

On 05/18/2009 at 12:17am - misc - by oops (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend gave me a card for my birthday and told me to open it 10 minutes after he leaves. I waited 5, in the card it said "it's not working out, but here's 20$". FML

#48184 (112)

I agree, your life sucks (50977) - you deserved it (2405)

On 02/15/2009 at 6:57pm - misc - by blah (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my old man told me that he only married my mom because she convinced him she was pregnant with his child. In fact, she aborted a week later. "And then we had you instead." FML

#3898 (22)

I agree, your life sucks (17842) - you deserved it (720)

On 01/30/2009 at 8:34pm - misc - by crakbbyaparently - United States (California)



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