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nightswimmer

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 16 February 1995 (21 years old)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 4054
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About nightswimmer : who the hell are you and why should l care?? uhh, shit i dont know what to say... l love music, skating snowboarding and surfing, play the drums, like drawing nonsensicle and in some peoples mind crude things, climbing is fun, my favorite alcohol is tequila and... uhh... yeah. so if anyone ever needs anything at all, please dont hesitate to ask someone else first.

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nightswimmer's favorite FMLs

Today, I brought my lunch to work in the only box I had lying around my apartment - a small one from FedEx. When I went to the bathroom before lunch, I returned to my desk to find that one of my coworkers had mailed my lunch back to my apartment. FML

by fedexed / 07/27/2009 at 3:12pm / United States (California) / Work

Today, while I was waitressing, I bent down to pick up a menu and accidentally farted, really loud, at my table. FML

by oops / 05/18/2009 at 12:17am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous

Today, my boyfriend gave me a card for my birthday and told me to open it 10 minutes after he'd gone; I waited for 5. In the card was written, "It's not working out, but here's $20." FML

by blah / 02/15/2009 at 6:57pm / Canada (Ontario) / Love

Today, my old man told me that he only married my mom because she convinced him she was pregnant with his child. In fact, she aborted a week later. "And then we had you instead." FML

by crakbbyaparently / 01/30/2009 at 8:34pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous