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nightbirdblue

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 12 May 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 9425
  • Number of comments : 317
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 34 posted

About nightbirdblue : I had some great statement to say about FML earlier, but i forgot it.

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nightbirdblue's favorite FMLs

Yesterday, I Met Mah Boyfriend's Best Friend. She Was A Girl He's Known For Years, And I Respected That. She Was Sweet, Until Mah Boyfriend Went To The Bathroom And She Threatened To Stab Me If I Don't Leave Him. He Doesn't Believe Me, And Accused Me Of Having Serious Jealousy Issues. FML

#21340122
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36982) - you deserved it (2394)

On 01/19/2015 at 8:35am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia

Taday mah crush was giving me a ride home. As we pulled up to mah house , he looked into mah eyes with a sweet smile and said the words every girl wants to hear - ( Do you give head? ) FML

#21339980
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36901) - you deserved it (5859)

On 01/19/2015 at 12:35am - intimacy - by anon - United States (Texas)

yesterday a customer tried to order a Zinger burger. I tried to explain that he was at McDonald an that the Zinger is a KFC burger. He accused me of lying to him an tried to report me to my manager. real FML

#21339341
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28871) - you deserved it (1973)

On 01/18/2015 at 2:04am - work - by McSlave - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I had to explain to my teenage daughter that The Interview wasn't a documentary an that Kim Jong-un wasn't actually assassinated by a pair of goofy reporters. FML

#21338906
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27106) - you deserved it (5906)

On 01/17/2015 at 1:11pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, my dad was looking for a flashlight in my bedroom. He trashed the place, which I'd just cleaned. Turns out the flashlight was in his bedroom. Then I got a 10 minute lecture on how I was such a slob and I should take more care of my bedroom.

#21338508
35 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30712) - you deserved it (2149)

On 01/16/2015 at 8:47pm - misc - by moonchic - United States (New York)

2day my dad was fixing my wardrobe an pushd too hard, causing stuff to fall from the top shelves. I saw it happen with my own eyes, but he's dead-set convincd that it was some kind of poltergiest fucking with him, an now he doesn't want me to go in my room. fat FML

#21338219
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26859) - you deserved it (2090)

On 01/16/2015 at 11:22am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I Got Banned From My School Library After I Ran After A Guyho Stole My Bag . FML

#21337080
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28676) - you deserved it (1783)

On 01/14/2015 at 5:04pm - misc - by Skazzy3 (man) -

Today, I dreamed that I cheated on mah boyfriend. I was so overwhelmed with guilt that I called him while half-asleep to tell him about it an apologize. I'm fully awake now an he doesn't believe it was really a dream. fat FML

#21336949
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32855) - you deserved it (7679)

On 01/14/2015 at 12:35pm - love - by ihateeverything (woman) - United States (Texas)

yesterday I was walking with a female friend when suddenly , my ex-grlfriend comes running down the street and says , ( So , your cheating on me with this slut , huh?! ) We've been separated 4 a decade now. FML

#21336664
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35860) - you deserved it (2540)

On 01/13/2015 at 10:05pm - love - by RipeFlame - United States (Florida)

Today, I was cuddling ma grlfriend. Te TV was on biend me, wit some kind of grl's basketball game playing. Wen I stared into ma grlfriend's eyes, se accused me of trying to ceck out te grls by looking at tier reflection in er eyes. fat FML

#21336365
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34784) - you deserved it (2852)

On 01/13/2015 at 11:25am - love - by can't win - Australia

TODAY... MY GRLFRIEND GAVE ME MY FRST HANDJOB. I WAS NERVOUS... SOHEN SHE WENT TO DO IT... I PANICKD AND YELLD... "FRMLY GRASP IT!" SHE THEN COULDN'T STOP LAUGHING CUZ IT WAS A LINE FROM SPONGEBOB. FML

Today, both my female flatmate and my gay male flatmate have got their boyfriends round . They've both stuck 'Do Not Disturb' signs on their bedroom doors and r both playing musichich doesn't quite muffle the sounds of wat they're up to . I haven't had a date in over six months . FML

#21335645
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32273) - you deserved it (3712)

On 01/12/2015 at 7:53am - love - by fukinlonely (man) - United Kingdom

Today, I refusd to serve a woman alcool, as se lookd underage. Se complaind to ma manager about "age racism". FML

#21335591
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30235) - you deserved it (2217)

On 01/12/2015 at 3:23am - work - by nick (man) - United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire)

Today, girlfriend broke up with me. Her reason? Not enough guys have been liking her photo on Instagram since we started dating. big fat FML

#21335495
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34380) - you deserved it (2970)

On 01/12/2015 at 12:03am - love - by yankeeboy123 - United States (Florida)



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