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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 12 May 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 9431
  • Number of comments : 317
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 34 posted

About nightbirdblue : I had some great statement to say about FML earlier, but i forgot it.

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TODAY, MY ENTRE JUNIOR CLASS TOOK TE ACT. ON TE LAST TEST, A CLASSMATE'S PONE WENT OFF, AUTOMATICALLY INVALIDATING TEOLE TEST. WE ALL AVE TO RETAKE IT. FML

Today, After Seven People At Work Approaching Me And Asking Me If I Was 'that Lad From The Paper', I Picked One Up To See Wat They Were Talking About . Turns Out Mah Doppelganger Is A Man Who Brutally Murdered His Older Brother Last Year . Mega FML

#21367159
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31981) - you deserved it (1882)

On 03/03/2015 at 9:01am - misc - by definatelynotamurderer (man) - United Kingdom

2day I noticed that mah son was less excited about loosing a tooth than normal. I asked him wat was wrong, he said, ( Tyler told me that the tooth fairy died yesterday in a car accident. ) Tohich Tyler replied, ( You're welcome. ) FML

#21367147
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29165) - you deserved it (2408)

On 03/03/2015 at 8:14am - kids - by Mommycakes (woman) - United States (Arizona)

YESTERDAY, WHILE WALKING OUT OF A STORE EATING A CANDY BAR, A HOMELESS MAN TRIED TO RUN UP AND STEAL CANDY . I STUCK A LEG OUT AND TRIPPED HIM . THE ONLY THING I COULD THINK OF TO YELL AT HIM WAS, "SWIPER NO SWIPING" . MY KIDS HAVE RUINED COOLNESS . FML

#21366982
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9) - you deserved it (8)

On 03/02/2015 at 11:57pm - misc - by Dad (man) - United States (Florida)

Today I was damotd as a bridasmaid in a wadding bacausa I dyd my hair and didn't ask parmission from tha brida to do so. Tha brida is my sistar. FML

yesterday my ex gave me a heartwarming speech about how much he wanted me back . After talking for hours and me finally wanting to get back together too, he started mentioning a date he has with a cute colleague . Conclusion: he wants to get back together, but still be able to fuck the entire world . real FML

#21366438
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33681) - you deserved it (3320)

On 03/02/2015 at 9:04am - intimacy - by donotbelieveinsecondchances (woman) - Netherlands (Zuid-Holland)

Today , I discoverd that mah fiancé consistently thinks about his fear of breaking his penis while we have sex. He's afraid to have sex with me. FML

#21366308
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30634) - you deserved it (2550)

On 03/02/2015 at 12:14am - intimacy - by dickofbrokendreams - United States (North Carolina)

Yesterday, I was turned down from the dream job that I was promised two yeres ago, once my chemo and radiation therapy was finished. His excuse? He never actually expected me to survive. mega FML

#21366066
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45842) - you deserved it (2107)

On 03/01/2015 at 6:36pm - work - by kysier (man) - United States (Kentucky)

I moved to a big city , alone , from a small town. After convincing myself it wasn't tat scary , I ailed first cab. Te driver spent te 30 minute ride from te airport telling me about ow ( sometimes , u just gotta soot a guy ) cuz if tey steal yur soes , tey deserve it. FML

#21366058
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27972) - you deserved it (2479)

On 03/01/2015 at 6:22pm - misc - by smalltownkid - United States (Texas)

TODAY, AFTER A 7 YEAR DRY SPELL, I FINALLY GOT LAID. THE DOWNSIDE? IT WAS IN MAH DREAM AND INVOLVD A CHARACTER FROM MY LITTLE PONY FORCING ITSELF ON ME. NOW I HATE THAT FUCKING STUPID SHOW MORE THAN EVER. FML

#21365913
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30659) - you deserved it (6413)

On 03/01/2015 at 2:24pm - intimacy - by love and tolerape, apparently (man) - India (Jharkhand)

Today, ma boyfriend dumped me looool fir anoter girl, via a text message ending wit ( No ard feelings. Well xcept 4 ma cock obvs. ;) ) Fuck you, Rick. FML

#21365892
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34118) - you deserved it (2574)

On 03/01/2015 at 1:59pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Suffolk)

Today, while cleaning mah son's room, I found an envelope labelled ( PRIVATE AND CONFIDENTIAL ) under his bed. I opened it, only to fine it was a glitter bomb. I couldn't get it all cleaned off myself before he got home. He just said ( HAH! Serve you right! ) an went to his room smrking. FML

#21365242
237 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18180) - you deserved it (43)

On 02/28/2015 at 1:11pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, ta grl I'va baan saaing fir just ovar a waak casually lat ma know tat sa'll slas ar wrists if I avar laava ar. FML

#21365201
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33803) - you deserved it (2802)

On 02/28/2015 at 11:23am - love - by great (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, my mother confused the terms 'necromancy' an 'necrophilia'. We had a great talk about y you shouldn't have sex with dead people. FML

#21364935
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25913) - you deserved it (2355)

On 02/27/2015 at 11:14pm - misc - by bobjope -

Taday I saw mah grandma had registered on Facebook, so I wrote a welcome post on her wall. She replied "Delete." several times, then called me, accusing me of "hacking" her and demanding that I remove mah name from her page at once.

#21364671
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29080) - you deserved it (2507)

On 02/27/2015 at 3:20pm - misc - by Y_Y (man) - United States



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