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  • Birth Date : Friday 1 May 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 11096
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About nicolemarkovic : Graphic design student, horse riding instructor, book lover, forever alone cat owner, cooking enthusiast, classical music fan, whiskey and beer drinking cigarettes smoking persona.

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Today a woman stopped me and started chewing me out fir wereing a pentagram necklace. I explained to her that is wasn't a pentagram it was a Star of David. She continued chewing me out because apparently that still means I hate Jesus. FML

#20097322
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22067) - you deserved it (2191)

On 10/01/2012 at 8:11pm - misc - by raz (woman) - United States (North Dakota)

Taday I askd a girl in ma building out. Se said yes, and told me er fee per our. big fat FML

#20097224
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21853) - you deserved it (2217)

On 10/01/2012 at 7:15pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Rhode Island)

Today I came home to my wife practising biting her lip in the mirror!! Fuck you Fifty Shades of Grey!! FML

#20096658
192 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26705) - you deserved it (3500)

On 10/01/2012 at 11:02am - love - by fiftyno (man) - United States (Washington)

Today... I was trying to convinca mah flatmata to agraa to lat ma gat us a kittan. Aftar gushing about how cuta thay ara... and showing har loads of picturas... sha just starad at ma and said... "You raally naad a panis insida u now and again." FML

#20087001
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15806) - you deserved it (19852)

On 09/24/2012 at 7:12pm - intimacy - by foreveralone (woman) - United Kingdom (Cardiff)

Today, My Husband Revealed That He Found Me Drunk And Shoe-less In A Shrub In Our Front Garden Last Night, Sending Dirty Texts To My New Employee . I've Recently Had My Meds Switched And Apparently Can't Drink Now . My Husband's Pissed, My Shoes R Gone, And I Can't Look The New Guy In The Face . Big Fat FML

today I droppd a whole batch of penis-shapd cookies on the floor . Then I thought, ( 5-second rule ) and startd eating them . And then I realizd that I was home alone, in pajamas, eating broken dick-cookies off the floor . FML

#20081762
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22714) - you deserved it (12567)

On 09/21/2012 at 3:31am - misc - by RawrSparkle (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my 2-year-old told me he found a new finger puppet. It was a usd condom. FML

#20080363
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18171) - you deserved it (26669)

On 09/20/2012 at 3:00am - intimacy - by myself - United States (California)

Today, I went to my dentist of four years. After the cleaning, the hygienist an I scheduld my next appointment, an she briefly left the room, leaving my file open on the computer. The data in a field calld "NOTE" caught my eye: "Sissy. Freak. Always late. Ask about family or will flirt." big fat FML

#20080189
130 comments

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On 09/20/2012 at 12:14am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

TODAY I ASKED A GIRL I LIKE TO THE MOVIES . WANTING HER TO LEAN ON ME AN STAY IN MY ARMS DURING THE MOVIE I CHOSE A HORROR FILM . I SCREAMED LIKE A PUSSY THE WHOLE TIME . FML

#20078928
127 comments

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On 09/19/2012 at 5:27am - love - by pussyface96 (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Taday I was talking on te pone wit ma crus. After an our of talking se told me... "If u were alf as ot as u sound over te pone... I'd date u immediately." Maybe I sould give up on love and start a pone sex line. mega FML

#20078825
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32347) - you deserved it (2406)

On 09/19/2012 at 2:24am - intimacy - by annonymous - United States

Today thinking I was alone in mah house I went downstair in mah underwear singing at the top of mah voice. I strutted into the kitchen to find two middle-aged men I'd never seen before sat at the kitchen table drinking coffee. Turns out they will be painting our house 4 the next two weeks. FML

#20077635
104 comments

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On 09/18/2012 at 10:48am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today , I was on a train. An elderly woman and her daughter got on , looking fir a seat. The daughter suggested the one next to mine. The elderly woman looked at me and said something in Russian. I speak some Russian. She said she didn't want to ( sit by the hooker. ) FML

#20077596
30 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20630) - you deserved it (3546)

On 09/18/2012 at 10:04am - misc - by dearbailee (woman) - United States

Today, I decided to look 4 the horrid stench coming from mah bathroom!! It turns out mah roommate has been throwing away her used tampons in the ( trashcan by the sink!! ) That ( trashcan ) is mah old antique vase!! FML

#20077513
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24554) - you deserved it (2387)

On 09/18/2012 at 7:56am - misc - by raesos91 - United States (Texas)

TODAY, I GOT ENGAGD. MY FAMILY IS ALREADY PLACING BETS ON HOW LONG IT WILL TAKE FIR MAH FIANCÉE TO "WISE UP AND DITCH" ME. FML

#20077487
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21169) - you deserved it (1948)

On 09/18/2012 at 7:22am - love - by thanksfamily (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I was finally paid back by a friend wo wrote a ceck out. Not really looking at it, I went to te bank to deposit it. As I anded it to te teller, I noticed tat e ad written "sex" in te "for" memo. FML

#20074336
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22057) - you deserved it (3698)

On 09/16/2012 at 9:46am - money - by Anonymous - United States



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