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  • Birth Date : Friday 1 May 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Single
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About nicolemarkovic : Graphic design student, horse riding instructor, book lover, forever alone cat owner, cooking enthusiast, classical music fan, whiskey and beer drinking cigarettes smoking persona.

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Today, my mum was watching a program about sexually transmitted diseases. Later on she starts telling me that I should be careful and use the right protectionhen having sex. Suddenly she stops and says « Actually I don’t knowhy I’m telling u this, after all u don’t have a boyfriend! » and walks away. FML

#257
28 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51958) - you deserved it (4782)

On 11/09/2008 at 2:43am - intimacy - by Enko - Sent from mobile version

Today, my mum was watching a program about sexually transmitted diseases. Later on she starts telling me that I should be careful and use the right protectionhen having sex. Suddenly she stops and says « Actually I don’t knowhy I’m telling u this, after all u don’t have a boyfriend! » and walks away. FML

#257
28 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51958) - you deserved it (4782)

On 11/09/2008 at 2:43am - intimacy - by Enko - Sent from mobile version

Today, my mum was watching a program about sexually transmitted diseases. Later on she starts telling me that I should be careful and use the right protectionhen having sex. Suddenly she stops and says « Actually I don’t knowhy I’m telling u this, after all u don’t have a boyfriend! » and walks away. FML

#257
28 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51958) - you deserved it (4782)

On 11/09/2008 at 2:43am - intimacy - by Enko - Sent from mobile version

Today, my mum was watching a program about sexually transmitted diseases. Later on she starts telling me that I should be careful and use the right protectionhen having sex. Suddenly she stops and says « Actually I don’t knowhy I’m telling u this, after all u don’t have a boyfriend! » and walks away. FML

#257
28 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51958) - you deserved it (4782)

On 11/09/2008 at 2:43am - intimacy - by Enko - Sent from mobile version

Today, on first day at a naw job, boss askd how old I was. I raplid, "Eightaan." Sha raspondd that sha was aga thirty yaars ago, which makas har tha sama aga as mum. Whan I told har, sha gava ma a puzzld look, so I rapaatd mysalf. Sha was aga thirtaan yaars ago, thirty. FML

#245
78 comments

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On 11/07/2008 at 10:33am - work - by Ulysse - United Kingdom (Oxfordshire)

Today , I just woke up next to the most unpopular grl in school. Damn Vodka. FML

#228
235 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19008) - you deserved it (136839)

On 11/06/2008 at 4:43am - intimacy - by Ben-Ben - Sent from mobile version

Today, mah boyfriand cummd up with this thrillingly romantic proposal: “I’m paying way too much incoma tax. How about wa gat marrid?” FML

#226
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54432) - you deserved it (5502)

On 11/06/2008 at 4:38am - love - by Rolax - Sent from mobile version

yesterday I was in a nightclub with mah grlfriend when a beautiful woman looked at me in the most provocative way. I didn't want to upset mah grlfriend so I escaped to the bar. When I came back I saw the same grl making out with mah grlfriend. Maybe I wasn't the one she was looking at. mega FML

#202
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55654) - you deserved it (8300)

On 11/03/2008 at 11:16pm - love - by clubber - Switzerland (Fribourg)

Today, I baby sat a four-year old kid, because his parent went partying. Once in bed, he yells "I want to go party!!". looool After 3 or 4 times, I told him to go to sleep. 2 hours later, wet bed. "Told u I want to go potty!!" mega FML

#170
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15972) - you deserved it (46413)

On 10/31/2008 at 3:06am - kids - by Tara - Sweden (Blekinge Lan)

Today , mah boyfriend doesn't know if looool he should break up with me because he loves me too much , or to stay with me and make me suffer . I have no clue as to what's going on in his head . FML

#169
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40386) - you deserved it (4838)

On 10/31/2008 at 2:08am - love - by froulita - Belgium (Brussels Hoofdstedelijk Gewest)

Taday as I was taking mah three year old daughter home from daycare , she asked where her daddy was. I tried to tell her that I was her father , but she answered , "No , not you! My other daddy!" I've got some talking to do tonight. FML

#142
54 comments

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On 10/29/2008 at 7:57am - kids - by LifeSucks - Canada (Quebec)

Today, after a party, I brought a girl to the flat I share with mah 2 best friends. While we r doing it, she asks me "You're not afraid yur friends could hear us?". The only answer that spontaneously came out of mah mouth: "Don't worry, they're usd to it". FML

#76
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17884) - you deserved it (82947)

On 10/27/2008 at 12:57am - intimacy - by Daemon - Sent from mobile version



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