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Today, I was driving home from work when I was pulled over by a cop. She asked why I was being pulled over and figuring she knew I said, "For swerving because of my alcohol problem." I had a broken tail light. FML
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On 05/10/2010 at 1:28am - work - by drewig - United States (California)
Today, my boyfriend and I were at a restaurant with a few other couples, and my boyfriend started to rant on how "all the hot chicks are dumb." Apparently, I'm either ugly or stupid. FML
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On 04/20/2010 at 12:46pm - love - by uglyorstupid (woman) - Croatia (Grad Zagreb)
Today, my boyfriend and I were at a restaurant with a few other couples, and my boyfriend started to rant on how "all the hot chicks are dumb." Apparently, I'm either ugly or stupid. FML
I agree, your life sucks (23291) - you deserved it (3685)
On 04/20/2010 at 12:46pm - love - by uglyorstupid (woman) - Croatia (Grad Zagreb)
Today, I wrapped a towel around my waist so I could take a dump while using my laptop. I sat on the toilet seat and let a big load go. Turns out I forgot to unwrap the towel. FML
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On 04/16/2010 at 8:34am - health - by TowelSmellsNice (man) - Malaysia (Kuala Lumpur)
Today, I told my boyfriend that my period was now over three weeks late. He still doesn't believe me since it's April Fool's day. But I'm not kidding. FML
I agree, your life sucks (28514) - you deserved it (6879)
On 04/01/2010 at 4:28am - health - by worried (woman) - Ireland (Dublin)
Today, I told my boyfriend that my period was now over three weeks late. He still doesn't believe me since it's April Fool's day. But I'm not kidding. FML
I agree, your life sucks (28514) - you deserved it (6879)
On 04/01/2010 at 4:28am - health - by worried (woman) - Ireland (Dublin)
Today, I told my boyfriend that my period was now over three weeks late. He still doesn't believe me since it's April Fool's day. But I'm not kidding. FML
I agree, your life sucks (28514) - you deserved it (6879)
On 04/01/2010 at 4:28am - health - by worried (woman) - Ireland (Dublin)
Today, I told my boyfriend that my period was now over three weeks late. He still doesn't believe me since it's April Fool's day. But I'm not kidding. FML
I agree, your life sucks (28514) - you deserved it (6879)
On 04/01/2010 at 4:28am - health - by worried (woman) - Ireland (Dublin)
Today, my new neighbours came over to introduce themselves. I open the door to see my ex-husband, with a horrified look on his face, and his girlfriend. FML
I agree, your life sucks (25247) - you deserved it (1354)
On 03/12/2010 at 7:08pm - love - by abby0019 - Sent from mobile version
Today, I found out that my art project, the one I've been working on for the last two weeks and the first piece I felt really comfortable about turning in, was stolen out of the art cupboard. FML
I agree, your life sucks (16491) - you deserved it (1227)
On 03/11/2010 at 2:55pm - misc - by anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)
Today, I learnt that if you accidentally sit on a hamster, instead of dying, it bites your testicles. FML
I agree, your life sucks (7185) - you deserved it (27369)
On 03/01/2010 at 4:13am - animals - by ItHurtsLIkeHell (man) - Malaysia (Pulau Pinang)
Today, I was letting my boyfriend of 4 years tie me up and do stuff to me. After finishing on my face, he then left. My parents had to untie me. FML
I agree, your life sucks (34073) - you deserved it (9038)
On 01/27/2010 at 8:35am - intimacy - by chanclepants - Sent from mobile version
Today, I was studying for one of my finals that I had later in the week but decided to take a break and play around with my boyfriend in bed for a couple hours. We decided to 69 for the first time, and everything was going great until out of nowhere, I loudly farted in his face. FML
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On 12/14/2009 at 5:24pm - intimacy - by Gassy (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I was studying for one of my finals that I had later in the week but decided to take a break and play around with my boyfriend in bed for a couple hours. We decided to 69 for the first time, and everything was going great until out of nowhere, I loudly farted in his face. FML
I agree, your life sucks (17081) - you deserved it (8081)
On 12/14/2009 at 5:24pm - intimacy - by Gassy (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I left work to find a note on my windshield that read, "I think you're cute," with a phone number written down as well. I got super excited and immediately dialed. The phone was answered by a woman laughing hysterically. It was my Mom. FML
I agree, your life sucks (28399) - you deserved it (4712)
On 12/12/2009 at 12:23am - love - by MarkTheShark (man) - United States (Massachusetts)
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